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Dear Rare Pair Exchange Writer
Dear Rare Pairs Exchange 2019 writer,
Thank you so much for writing for me! I'll try to keep this letter at a manageable length but I usually tend to ramble a lot. There's a lot of things I like and only a few dealbreakers, so if none of my prompts spark your interest, feel free to go with another idea, work of my likes list, or something else entirely, as long as my DNWs aren't hit. Just because I didn't prompt something, doesn't mean I don't want it, just that it didn't occur to me.
I have copy/pasted large swatches of this letter from previous exchanges. I tend to request a lot of the same things several times, either because I didn’t get it, or I’m eager for more. I mainly use this journal for exchange letters; I’m mostly on tumblr these days and I’m
scorpiod on ao3, though I’m trying to make a DW come back. Some sections of this letter are longer because there are more ships I'm requesting, or the canon is bigger, but trust me, all my fandoms had to get in a cage match to the death to decide if I'd request them or not, and I'm as excited for every one of these requests.
Warning: This letter will contain spoilers for all fandoms involved!
General Likes
+ I love backstory fic, missing scenes, future fic, codas, snapshots, vignettes and character studies. Pre-series/pre-canon, post canon, “what now?” fic. Happy endings, bittersweet endings, downer endings. Melancholy vibes but also hopeful feelings.
+ Canon-divergence AUs. Five times fic. Epistolary fic. Unreliable narrators. Out of order storytelling.
+ Fic of any rating.
+ First times. Awkward wooing. Awkward & fumbling first times. Pining. Casual sex. Reunions. Friends with benefits. Enemies with benefits. Friends to lovers. Enemies to friends to lovers. Enemies to lovers. Reluctant friends. Reluctant partners. Found families.
+ Being vulnerable, especially when it's someone who is normally stoic or tough. Saying “I love you” with actions.
+ Codependency. Jealousy. Unhealthy relationships. Dysfunctional people who love each other. “Us against the world” dynamics. People doing terrible things for one another. Bonnie/Clyde dynamics. Stockholm Syndrome/Lima Syndrome. Manipulation. Messy power dynamics. Poor boundaries in general.
+ Slow burns. UST. Fake married. Fake dating. Forced to share a bed together. Huddling for warmth. Snowed in. Crossdressing for REASONS. Undercover for REASONS. Banter. Domesticity.
+ Travel. Roadtrip aesthetics. Abandoned places. Ocean, beach, forests, deserts. Motels and diners and rest stops. Long stretches of road. Liminal spaces. I guess, if I had to define it, I like stories that take place in between spaces.
+ Hurt/comfort is my fave, though I prefer an emphasize on the comfort over the hurt. I love one person stitching another person up, or taking care of a sick friend or partner, or something more weird, like helping your decomposing friend, or feeding a sickly or hungry vampire your own blood or someone else's, or just holding someone while they cry.
+ I love horror stories! Not all my prompts lend themselves to horror but most of my canons have horror elements, so feel free to go full dark, no stars if you would like. I love body horror, transformations, eldritch abominations, people turning into monsters, cannibalism, undead people (vampires and revenants mainly; I do not care for brainless zombies). Humans who are monsters deep down and monsters trying to be humans. Moral ambiguity or moral corruption. Descents into the underworld, literal or otherwise, and/or moral descents. Claustrophobia. Coping with trauma. Unhealthy coping mechanisms. Exploration of trauma.
Smut Likes:
+ Physicality. Exploration of sexuality.
+ Hands, grabbing on tight, nails digging in or scratching. A fixation on fingers, or oral fixation. Fingering, fingering someone in inappropriate places.
+ Blood, bloodkink, bloodplay (go wild with vampire characters honestly), any kind of biting. Bruises and marking, physical signs of someone else on the body. Scar kink.
+ Monster sex of ANY kind. Monsters being rough or violent with each other (consensually, but not necessarily negotiated) in bed.
+ Guns and gun kink (anywhere from being turned on by guns to fucking someone with a gun). Knife play. Weapon play. Shaving. Rough sex. Mirror sex. Light bondage (ropes and handcuffs and blindfolds, mainly). Breathplay and choking.
+ Public sex, wall sex, car sex, seedy hotel sex, shower and/or bath sex. Just, sex in weird places in general, with or without a high risk of getting caught.
+ Scent kink, in a werewolf or vampire way with heightened senses, or one partner really loving the smell of someone else and getting off to it.
+ First times. Inexperience. Showing someone what’s hot for them and what they like in bed, or discovering it together.
+ Intercrural. Blowjobs. Face fucking. Cunninlingus. Face sitting. Body worship. Mutual mastrubation, frottage, grinding on someone. Making someone come without touching them (or only touching their nipples, or only touching their prostate). Messy sex. Barebacking. Sex with clothes on.
+ Sensory overload, overstimulation. Coming so much it hurts.
+ Somnophilia (ideally, I like this consensual, in which permission was given beforehand but for darker ships, I like dubcon somnophilia too, like just assuming blanket permission or poor boundaries leading to touching someone in their sleep and the other person isn't aware until the morning and feels fucked up about it, or wakes up in the middle of it and decides they’re okay with this person touching them but still wishes they weren’t caught off guard).
+ Competency kink. Praise kink. Dirty talk.
+ I’m not into noncon but I like dub-con, and several of my prompts could go that way—anything ranging from either messy and fucked up stuff with one character taking advantage of the other, sex pollen or magic made them do it situations when they're both mutually forced into sex, “we all got drunk and had sex together, whoops” where it’s not really a big deal but technically dubcon, or creepy stockholm syndrome, uneven power dynamics where one character isn't sure if they really want this but the other character doesn't care, that's all good.
DNWS
+ Unrequested AUs, unrequested ships. Acknowledgement of canon ships or past canon ships are fine though.
+ Animal cruelty. I’m fine if a vampire has to eat an animal to survive, but in that case I would prefer no detailed descriptions of the act.
+ Graphic depictions of abuse. The aftereffects abuse or trauma of abuse is okay, I actually love reading about complicated trauma responses. Characters coping with abuse is okay. PTSD and trauma flashbacks is all okay. Really, I just don't want a blow by blow account of the actual events.
+ Graphic depictions of child death. Alluded to, or as part of the plot is okay, though.
+ Cancer, or any terminal illnesses.
+ Deathfic of requested characters, unless requested. I don’t consider it deathfic if someone dies and then comes back in the same fic, or lingers as a ghost, or an undead thing. Fic about Ben's death, for example, would be fine. Fic about Kate's death and then coming back wrong in some way, is also fine.
+ Miscommunication as a plot point.
+ Cross-gen incest, bestiality, a/b/o, watersports, scat. Noncon.
+ Socially accepted incest. I request a lot of incest ships and I like to feel the weight and wrongness of what they're doing, even if they themselves don't have a problem with it (though I love incest guilt, don't get me wrong).
Booksmart
Requested Ships: Amy/Gigi, Molly Davidson/Amy (Booksmart)
Amy/Gigi:
+ God I want these two to hook up. Gigi was so touchy and I love that she's the kind of drunk girl that is so kind and loving to all other girls and she fed Amy a strawberry! I would love it if they made out together on the boat, or if after Amy gets into a fight with Molly, she runs into Gigi and angrily make out with her. Maybe sex goes better this time with Gigi, or maybe she stops before she throws up or something else goes wrong, up to you.
+ I would also love it if she has her drug trip with Gigi--maybe Gigi not entirely getting why it was wrong to dose her but apologizing for upsetting her and trying to take care of her or talk her through it? Gigi and Amy having weird hallucinations together! Or Gigi not having any because she's so desensitized to whatever she took.
+ You do not need to write them hooking up, though, I just wanted 100% more of their interactions. I love how high key dramatic Gigi is and how she goes from zero to LOVE at a moment's notice, and how much calmer Amy is in comparison.
+ Maybe Gigi being HIGH AF, and Amy trying to take care of her and make sure nothing bad happens to her, because she worries. Gigi reassuring her she'll BE FINE, she does this all the time but being so struck by Amy's concern.
+ I loved Jared recounting how violently loyal Gigi is once she likes you and I would love to see that applied to Amy in some way.
+ Anything set after the movie! Amy comes back home or Amy runs into Gigi somewhere else down the line, maybe college, maybe in a post-grad situation, and Gigi is still...ridiculous, over the top, her shining, loud self. I would love it if Amy started to fall for her, in a way she couldn't back in high school.
Molly/Amy:
+ I loved their extremely close friendship, how their parents think they're a couple, how they're a little too close and a little too codependent and have big fights but are still ride or die for each other. I love how Molly was crying as soon as Amy left at the end and then Amy showed up for one last pancake breakfast.
+ I would love something set after the movie, after they've been away from each other for a while, and realizing they're in love with their best friend once they get back together. I'd love for maybe Amy to come back from Botswana and be hit in the face with a realization that she LOVES~ Molly in that way, or for Molly to realize she's in love with her best friend, and neither of them say anything in fear of wrecking the friendship. Maybe Amy thinks Molly is 100% straight and would never be into her that way, or maybe Molly thinks Amy isn't into her like that or she would have said something before! Mutual pining and/or slow burn romance over the years would be great! By slow burn, I don't necessarily need a long fic--just snapshots over the years as they fall in love, little moments that mean a lot--would be wonderful.
+ Alternatively I'd really love for them to have fooled around/made out prior to the movie, and both of them rationalized it away. Maybe Molly wanted to practice kissing, or maybe they both got a little tipsy or a lot tipsy. Maybe their drug trip in the movie led to something more. Maybe Molly got really enthusiastic about watching lesbian porn with Amy to help her learn what she's supposed to do, and one thing lead to kisses or maybe more between them.
+ FAKE DATING LEADS TO MORE. Either set in the canon--fake dating in front of Amy's parents! Fake dating at high school for reasons!--or later after they go to college when they're older.
+ Forced to share a bed, except it's not really forced, they're just sharing a bed at a sleepover or at a hotel and it's totally not weird at all, they're just friends, friends do this all the time, right? They're not being extra touchy or anything like that. Molly has always been the big spoon her whole life.
From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series
Requested Ships: Amaru/Kate Fuller, Carlos Madrigal/Narciso Menendez, Carlos Madrigal/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa, Freddie Gonzalez/Carlos Madrigal, Freddie Gonzalez/Margaret Gonzalez/Carlos Madrigal, Kate Fuller/Rafa Infante, Kate Fuller/Scott Fuller, Richard Gecko/Seth Gecko/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa, Scott Fuller/Carlos Madrigal, Sonja Lam/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa, Eddie Cruickshank/Sonja Lam
Amaru/Kate Fuller
+ I really wish we gotten more of Kate’s possession and how it happened; anything that expands on that would be great. I’d love to see something set right after her death as the blood crawls inside Kate, or what happens in the months before Kate ended up at the mental hospital. I’d love to see a more prolonged possession, with Amaru taking a while to possess Kate and Kate talking to voices inside her head, or maybe not knowing what’s happening to her at first. I love the thought of a battle of wills between a preacher’s faithful daughter and the Queen of Hell. Maybe Amaru can’t take over her body unless Kate gives permission and she tries to wear her down. Go as horror as you like.
+ I’d love an AU where Amaru, instead of forcing her possession on Kate, seduces her to the dark side; whispering in her ear that all of her family and friends abandoned her and let her die, trying to convince her they’d be stronger if they work together, giving her power to fight anyone that tries to hurt her. Maybe she allows Kate to see Scott and protect him, in exchange for allowing Amaru to open the Gates. Maybe she promises Scott will be safe in the apocalypse I’d love to see a Venom-like situation where Amaru and Kate eventually end up working together, sharing the same body.
+ Anything exploring the horrible, violating intimacy of being possessed by the queen of hell; Amaru knows everything about Kate? Kate knows everything about Amaru? Both of them getting under each other’s skin, so to speak?
+ Amaru using Kate’s body to mastrubate, forcing Kate to feel pleasure. Maybe she does it because she’s bored or to establish more control over her. I’d love the thought of Kate being horrified at what Amaru makes her do, but even more horrified when she enjoys the things Amaru does while wearing her face.
+ AU where Kate goes to Xibalba to trap Amaru there with her. I’d love to see anything that happens after. Feel free to go as dark as you want--maybe Amaru punishes Kate for lack of anyone else to punish--but I rather not see Kate totally broken and I prefer psychological horror and torture over physical stuff. I’d love to see Kate work the situation to her advantage somehow, or maybe she and Amaru simply get used to each other.
+ Post S3 fic with Kate dealing with the fallout, aftermath and trauma of Amaru being inside her. Maybe Amaru left a piece of herself behind? And Kate can still feel her presence? I am fascinated by the thought of Kate trying to leave Amaru behind but haunted by her nonetheless.
Carlos Madrigal/Narciso Menendez
+ Backstory! Give me all the backstory! Carlos called Narciso the most handsome bank robber! I want to see how they met, Carlos developing a crush on Narciso, and seducing him into being a vampire. Or maybe Narciso is the one that asks to be turned. I’d love for Carlos trying hard not to fall for him because he loves Santanico but Narciso is too charming. I’d love to see what drew them to each other and what Narciso was like as a human. I love the tragic thought of them being in love once upon a time, and maybe Narciso wasn’t always so bad.
+ I’d love a snapshot for when Narciso was human. Maybe he and Carlos robbed banks together, or worked together to obtain something for Malvado. Maybe they just went to the bar together, or had to camp out or sleep in a cave overnight. I love the thought of Carlos protecting Narciso from something that would kill him or maybe Narciso needing to heal his new vampire lover with his blood. I love the late 1800s/1900s Mexico setting, and the oxymoron of desert based vampires, and would love that incorporated in whatever way.
+ Carlos brings Narciso to the Twister. Narciso is not happy to learn about Santanico.
+ I also deeply love bitter angry exes, and I’d love to see how this relationship fell apart, given their place in canon. Maybe Narciso is jealous that Carlos won’t stop being faithful to Santanico, or mad that he won’t just abandon her and run away with him, or maybe he is simply more ambitious than Carlos.
+ How did Narciso, a much younger vampire, end up having more power and status than Carlos? Give me all the power struggles of Narciso trying to move ahead in the culebra hierarchy, Carlos trying to maintain his own status while protecting Santanico, and leaving Carlos behind in the dust. I’m a big fan of the twisty elements in this ship, like Narciso ordering Carlos to lick his boots, and the way Carlos turned that back on him right before he killed him; I’d love to see more of them trying to turn the tables on one another, getting revenge on each other, long cons and power games.
+ I’m interested in Carlos/Santanico/Narciso, if you’d like to work in Carlos long term love and worship of her into the story. Maybe Carlos has the deluded idea that his girlfriend/maker and his new boyfriend could get along. Maybe they try it once just once. Maybe they got along once, or it all goes terribly and Narciso and Santanico can’t stand each other.
Carlos Madrigal/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa
+ Backstory! Any kind of backstory about their 500 years together! What happens right after Carlos is turned? I’d love to see the early days before their relationship got bitter, when Carlos was still very starry-eyed and a new culebra, and Kisa still believed in him.
+ I firmly believe she loves him but grew to distrust him because he couldn’t free her or do the labyrinth for her over the years; I’d love to see that conflict and struggle and the dissolution of their relationship over time and how much it pained her.
+ I love their whole early Queen/Huntsman, Goddess/Most Faithful Apostle vibe. I’d love anything that incorporates that; Carlos spreading her legend, converting other people to the Church of Santanico Pandemonium, Carlos giving her blood baths (or just regular bathing), washing her feet, washing her hair, and murdering people for her or with her.
+ Post canon fic; the two of them rebuilding their relationship, where do they go from here? What happens now? Him wanting to be her right hand again and earning her trust. Him helping her rebuild culebra society.
+ This isn’t really a prompt, but I have a ton of intense feelings about her being the one to turn him into a culebra, and then later being the one to bring him back to life. If you wanna explore how Kisa gave Carlos life twice, please feel free
+ Bodyworship porn, please. Or face sitting. Anything with Carlos being submissive towards her and Kisa’s complicated feelings about worship and devotion.
+ Them sneaking around behind Malvado’s back, taking whatever stolen moments they can, plotting against him; or Malvado allowing their relationship because he sees Carlos as Kisa’s slave, and/or as something that keeps her complacent and happy.
Freddie Gonzalez/Carlos Madrigal
+ The Carlos/Freddie dynamic of s1 was one of my favorite things of that season and I was always sad it didn’t return in further seasons. I loved every time they interacted, I loved Freddie saying “I’m starting to develop a taste for blood” to him,and Carlos’ insistence that he ~sharpened~ Freddie. I love the rough, sparky, violent dynamic they have, but feel free to take it other directions. Hatesex is totally fine, though I’d prefer it after Freddie is split from Margaret.
+ Please expand more on Carlos doing bodyshots off Freddie. Just. Wow that was amazing, can we get more of that? Though I don’t want anything noncon or outright rape, but dubcon is fine with these two--like Freddie being turned on but not wanting to admit it. I’d love more of Carlos feeding on him, or trying to get Freddie to admit he’s attracted to him while Freddie denies it and attacks him.
+ Alternatively, I loved Freddie pinning Carlos down with swords to interrogate him--maybe Carlos tries to flirt his way out of or seduce Freddie while he’s pinned down? Go for it.
+ I always wanted an AU where Carlos didn’t get stuck in the labyrinth for several months and starts sort of stalking Freddie to his home. Carlos doing stalkerish things like finding him at his job or introducing himself to Margaret or leaving ~gifts~on his doorstep (could be real legit gifts for him, or could be dead bodies of his enemies), and basically freaking Freddie out even further. I am down for all kinds of creepy shit.
+ I’d also like a fic where exploring Carlos’ feelings for Freddie, his interactions with him in season one and how he doesn’t seem to want to kill him--he had so many opportunities for it. Does he have a crush on Freddie? Does he admire his convictions? Does he see potential in him the way he did with Scott? I really love the line where he says “steel sharpens steel” regarding Freddie leveling up to fight him in season one, and then the season. I’d love more bits where Carlos tells Freddie he shaped him into who he is now, especially in season 2 or 3, and Freddie doesn’t want to hear it,or maybe he’s more open to it now after several years and losing a wife and a girlfriend? I’d love porn especially if it’s angry sex or hatesex.
Freddie Gonzalez/Margaret Gonzalez/Carlos Madrigal
+ Post s1 AU where Carlos doesn't get locked in the temple, and hides out in the US for a while, laying low, and stalking Freddie. Carlos posing as Margaret’s coworker or friend, slowly getting to know her, and then deciding he wants to fuck them both. I’d love for Freddie to walk in one day and find Carlos and Margaret just talking like they’re buddies and having coffee in his kitchen, and Freddie totally gobsmacked.
+ Honestly, just Carlos stalking them both and trying to have hatesex with Freddie but Margaret is there with a shotgun to scare him away from her husband and now he likes her too.
+ AU where Margaret goes to Mexico to find Freddie and ends up running into the whole debacle in the Twister.
+ Enemy shipping post s3 is great too. I would love for Carlos, not knowing what to do with himself after defeating Amaru, follow Freddie home. Freddie trying to get back together with Margaret and there is Carlos, declaring himself godfather to his daughter and wanting to live in his house. I love the thought of Carlos not understanding or caring that Freddie still sees him as an enemy because they saved the world together, and just making himself at home. Crack or treated 100% seriously or anywhere in between, I'd love it.
+ I don't have much to say here, and I don't expect anyone really signed up with the intention of writing this threesome, so I'd take anything you can give me, any weird topsy turvy idea you have.
Kate Fuller/Rafa Infante
+ I was always so sad when he died so soon in canon. I’d love an AU where he lives, and he either goes on the road with Kate to find her brother; I’d love snapshots from that roadtrip or both of them getting to know each other better, and Kate helping him out with feeding and protecting him from the sun, him helping her with her brother.
+ I’d love to see more of Kate luring in creepy men and then Rafa eating them, and Kate just not giving a damn or not seeing anything wrong with that; it was probably my fave moment in canon, I love Kate’s selective morality
+ I’d also love more of them doing crimes together. It would be awesome if he didn't die but instead stayed to do more crimes with Seth & Kate, with Seth barely tolerating him.
+ Anything exploring both of their perspectives on religion and how different yet alike it is at the same time; the clash between christianity and Rafa’s Kisa-based religion
+ First time they kiss; first times in general make me happy
+ Rafa eating her out. Rafa eating her out after she gets her period. Just. make it happen.
Kate Fuller/Scott Fuller
+ Creepy first time incest set pre-series, right after their mom’s death; maybe they drunkenly make out or both of them get too clingy on each other, and stuff happened they don’t want to speak of again. Maybe Scott has a twisted crush on his sister and hates himself for it.
+ Part of the reason Kate warned Jessica away from was because she was jealous and wanted Scott to herself, even in ways she doesn’t quite understand yet.
+ Kate comes back wrong fic--after season two, I really wanted AUs where Kate comes back as a kind of zombie or revenant, and Scott has to help her eat people to keep from deteriorating, but any type of “come back wrong to haunt her brother” type of story would be my jam.
+ Freddie never shows up in S2 to save Kate and Scott succeeds in turning her--what happens after? I’d love something exploring Kate’s anger and Scott’s neediness, but also the two of them needing each other to survive together despite all that.
+ Or Scott turns Kate to save her life in the s3 finale. Maybe the blood transfusion didn’t work, or made things worse.
+ AU where they go off together after season three and work to rebuild their relationship and figure out who they both are now after having changed so much (but you know, with incest).
Richard Gecko/Seth Gecko/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa
+ I truly ship every permutation of Seth/Richie/Santanico and I really OT3 them hard. You could write me anything where the OT3 gets together in some capacity and I’ll be over the moon--a slow burn over the ages where they take decades to get together? They all decide to have sex to strengthen their bond or so some kind of culebra sex magic? The three of them fighting culebras and other demons together? It’s all good.
+ Post s3 fic where they meet again down the line some years later, and end up back in each other’s lives. Maybe Richie decides to help Kisa rebuild culebra society and Seth tags along, maybe Richie’s turned Seth into a culebra and wants Kisa’s help, maybe they just accidentally run into each other and get a drink together to catch up.
+ I’d love anything tropey for them--all three of snowed in together some place? Pretending to be dating, or pretending that Kisa is their sister for some kind of scheme (that goes kinky places)? Kisa helping them cross dress for some reason? I’m all for it.
+ I’d love if Seth/Richie/Kisa are all stuck somewhere together, maybe unable to leave, and both Kisa and Richie are very hungry. Do they take turns rationing Seth together? Feed off him at the same time? Accidentally kill him and now they have to turn him?
+ Season three AU where Richie gets stuck in Xibalba and Seth and Kisa resolve to go after him and get him out. Please.
+ I have always wanted a season one AU where Seth does actually go with Richie and Santanico, where Richie actually agrees to Santanico’s “well he can come with us then” offer. Or maybe Seth INSISTS on going, despite Richie’s wishes, and how that changes everything. I’d love to see Seth and Santanico fight over Richie or for his attention and Richie just, has a headache about this whole thing.
Scott Fuller/Carlos Madrigal
+ I love this creepy vampire mentorship; I’d love fic where they escape the twister together at the end of season one and go on the run together.
+ Anything with Carlos mentoring Scott, giving him scary life lessons, attacking him to make Scott attack back, showing him how to hunt or eat people (or just wanting to watch Scott eat people and praise his technique), teaching him how to use his powers, showing him how to use a sword, and yes, teaching his teenage protege about sex--either set in an AU where they’re on the run together, or set in canon like a missing scene.
+ I love how creepy this ship is, with Carlos manipulating Scott and telling him how much better he is, and Scott just kind of eager and desperate for approval and for some place to belong--I’d love to read Carlos taking advantage of Scott’s need for belonging to seduce him on his side, or just plain seduce him. I would love manipulative first time fic but I would also love Scott throwing himself at Carlos to make Carlos like him more. I definitely would love him to have a crush on Carlos but also be terrified of him as well. A terrified fear boner.
+ I really want post s3 fic, where Carlos decides to tag along with Scott wherever he goes, and Scott lets him because he’s all alone now again; I’d love a reversal of their dynamic, with Carlos at Scott’s mercy this time around, and Scott older and strong enough to not have to depend on him but still feels some longing and connection to Carlos.
+ Any missing scene in season three where they talk; anything to do with the aftermath of Carlos killing his sister and Scott killing him. How does it feel to have Carlos on their team to save the world? I’d love if it Carlos admired what Scott’s made of himself since his death.
+ Them being stuck together somehow, in an enclosed space, or a roadtrip. I would love horribly inappropriate tropey stuff for them, like having to share a bed and Scott isn’t entirely comfortable, or having to huddle for warmth for some reason, or fake dating, like pretending to be a couple to mess with people, or just Carlos pretending to be Scott’s boyfriend to mess with people.
Sonja Lam/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa
+ Ngl for this ship I am all about the porn, or at least, the intense sexual tension (that occasionally blooms into violence) between them. I’d love anything incorporating bloodplay, breathplay, or any kind of rough sex.
+ Santanico and Sonja don’t get interrupted in the bathroom. Things escalate (public sex in the bathroom?? Rough fingering? Go wild).
+ Or Santanico chooses seduction as a tactic instead of just choking Sonja out. More flirting and hairflipping to get information!
+ I love Sonja’s appraising look as she eyes Sananico up and down when she walks in--I’d love anything exploring her attraction to her.
+ Anything involving a missing scene where they spend time together, either in 2x07 or set during 2x08 before the betrayal happens; I’d love them dancing around each other, being suspicious of each other and on edge, but also Sonja being intrigued and slightly turned on by Santanico being violent to others.
+ Sona doesn't die and instead goes off with Santanico after s2.
+ I am totally fine with both Santanico and Sonja cheating on their partners here.
Eddie Cruickshank/Sonja Lam
+ I thought they had magnificent chemistry in S2 when they first met and I have craved fic ever since. It's such a tiny rarepair, I will truly appreciate anything you write for me.
+ Sonja ditches Seth once she sees Eddie is the superior Gecko when she meets him in S2. This sounds mean, I love Seth so much, but I love Eddie too and them snarking at Seth together was one of my favorite things, and I loved Eddie trying to warn Sonja off dating his nephew becausehe's codependent on his brother he's bad news. I'd love Sonja deciding she won't sell them all out because she likes Eddie so much, or because she's decided she no longer wants Seth and thus the deal she made with Malvado is meaningless to her now.
+ Sonja teaming up with Eddie instead of Seth to get back the money she lost in Mexico.
+ Post s2 fic where Eddie doesn't die, Sonja does not betray them, and she breaks up with Seth but stays around in the area. I would love for her to drop in to say hi to Eddie and hang around his shop, and he doesn't know why she keeps coming over to visit, Seth isn't here? Not realizing Sonja wants to spend time with him, not Seth.
+ Them doing crime together.
+ Tattoo kink. We never see Sonja's tattoos but I am sure she has some on her body somewhere, and I loved the intimacy of Sonja giving Eddie a tattoo touch up.
Good Omens (TV)
Requested Ship: Aziraphale/Crowley
Ahh forgive me, I know this isn't truly a rarepair but when I saw it in the tag set, I knew I couldn't resist. I have loved this ship since I was a preteen and the show has made all my emotions for this pairing surface and catapult to truly ridiculous heights. I have a lot of feelings and a lot of prompts but if you just write me these two being cute, domestic, in love with each other for 6000 years, that is really just fine. They are my happy place, currently.
+ Anything with their 6000 years of pining for each other, throughout the years! It'd be fun if we see them at different times than when we saw them in canon, or different eras and locations! I'd love especially if they were influenced history accidentally or on purpose together. I'd love to see more of Crowley doing favors for Aziraphale and making life easier on him, getting him out of trouble, or taking him out to eat, or Aziraphale showing Crowley all the nice things humanity has to offer and taking him on dates that he doesn't call dates, and helping him out in his own way. I prefer to think of them as not making any kind of romantic/sexual overture towards each other until after they avert the apocalypse, but if you have an idea for a fic that contradicts that, go ahead.
+ I would really love anything that focused on how they were in denial about their own feelings for each other, from either pov, or just how they reconciled their relationship for so long. Did Crowley tell himself he was sloooowly corrupting Aziraphale and that's a win for team hell, or did he just fall in love with Aziraphale a long time ago and resolved to never let anything happen to him (I will never be over him saving him from nazis!). How did Azirphale go so long telling himself Crowley is the enemy while intimately fraternizing with him and desperately not wanting anyone to hurt him or get him in trouble. GIVE ME ALL OF THEIR EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION.
+ I will never be over the fact that show Aziraphale picked up Crowley in a bar. TO GET OYSTERS. Just, go with that, anything with that, Aziraphale being the one to tempt Crowley for once. It makes me so happy.
+ Food porn. Not food in sex, but Aziraphale eating and enjoying his food while Crowley gets off how much he enjoys eating. Maybe Crowley being shocked at first because Aziraphale is a HOLY CREATURE, should he be making such orgasmic noises while he eats? Surely, that's indecent??? But eventually he just goes with it or seeks out better and nicer food to give his angel while he watches him eat. I DNW stuffing as a kink for this, I am just into Aziraphale having such hedonistic enjoyment in food while Crowley gets drunk and watches and feeds him food.
+ Them getting drunk together, any point in history. Maybe it's the first time they get drunk and they didn't realize or expect how much it would affect them? Maybe them getting drunk together leading to feelings, confessions, awkward kisses, etc, ymmv on whether or not that leads to UST or RST or not, or just them being fun happy, fun drunks together.
+ In 1x06, when Crowley is all soft and says they're on their own side to Aziraphale and then offers to take him back to his place. I want to see Crowley take Aziraphale home, basically. I want Aziraphale to complain about his place and say hi to his plants. Is it the first time he's been there, or the first time he's been there without any pretense? Maybe Aziraphale kisses him on the doorstep, or maybe in his apartment, makes some kind of first move. I would love it both of them felt like the status quo has been shaken enough so much that they feel like they can openly pursue each other. I would love if it that was the first time Aziraphale has kissed him. Maybe they even sleep together--in the actual sense of the word, sleeping all cuddled up and wrapped around each other for the first time ever, but also if have sex for the first time then. I am just...very sappy and schmoopy about them.
+ Bodyswap! GOD ENOUGH WITH THE BODYSWAP. I know there is discussion on whether or not they changed bodies or just made themselves look like each other but I would love for it to be a bodyswap. Bodyswap porn with them exploring each other's bodies while wearing them would be delightful. Them roleplaying as each other would be glorious, especially to see their version of the other.
+ Post series! What happens after the show? Do they move in together? Do they move into a cottage in South Downs or stay in London? Do they drop in every now and then on Adam to check in on him? Does Crowley open up an annoying hipster coffeeshop next to Aziraphale's bookshop?
+ I am sort of obsessed with the idea of Aziraphale having more sexual experience than Crowley (maybe due to the discreet gentleman's club he frequented, or him just enjoying himself with other humans throughout the ages) but thinking Crowley must have been doing all sorts of dirtybad sinning, while Crowley hasn't actually done very much in terms of sex, but thinks Aziraphale must be a virgin and he's a bad bad demon deflowering him and both of them...and them realizing how wrong they are with each other when they first have sex.
+ When it comes to top/bottom preferences, I like it when they switch but I do have a fondness for Aziraphale being surprisingly toppy and Crowley being way into it.
+ Snake sex! Whether in the Garden or in the current present day--be as weird or as xeno as you like with this, from Crowley just using his snake tongue for sexy reasons, or straight up snake!Crowley wrapping himself around Aziraphale and getting them both off that way. Hemipenes is totally okay.
+ Going off that, I would truly love any kind weird angel/demon sex. Maybe fucking in their true forms, maybe Crowley swallowing Aziraphale's come does funny, weird things to him and visa versa, stuff perving on their wings, etc, I mainly would love to see how different sex can be for them compared to humans. Go wild.
+ Wing kink! Wing grooming! All the wing porn! I love old school wing fic with touching someone's wings is like touching an erogenous zone and turns the person on. I also just love the idea of wing grooming and taking care of each other's wings so they look nice and I love that demons have better groomed wings canonically--maybe Aziraphale gets too fixated on his books he forgets to make his wings look nice, and Crowley wants to fix that, or maybe post canon, no other angels are willing to groom Aziraphale and Crowley starts grooming them. Anything with the wings makes me so happy.
+ Soulbond! Or soulmate au! Or both! In either case, I love the thought of both of them developing a soul bond, maybe due to the bodyswap at the end, and being able to feel and sense each other. I love the thought of them being actual soulmates but not knowing it or in denial about it for 6000 years--maybe angels and demons aren't supposed to be soulmates to each other or aren't supposed to have one, that's a human thing, but they do and it's each other.
+ Maybe instead of trading the antichrist off, they run away together and raise him, like instead of becoming the kid's godfathers, Crowley refuses to part with the kid and he and Aziraphale raise him in secret. In general, I love the thought of Crowley and Aziraphale raising a child together tbh, whether as a couple, or while acting like they're still mortal enemies at odds, I find the thought delightful and happy making.
+ Anything set during the time when Crowley was a nanny and Aziraphale was a gardner. I would really love any kind of anything for this, them fooling around together, them constantly trying to undermine each other while imparting some wisdom on Adam, them sneaking around and everyone thinking (OR KNOWING) that they're a couple of some kind. Opov would be great for this too.
+ I am kinda fascinated by a role reversal AU, where Aziraphale falls and Crowley remains an angel. I'd love to see what kind of demon and angel they make respectively, how do they fit into heaven and hell, while both of them still disagreeing with their head offices and working together. Would demon Aziraphale be good at his job or be angry that no one is still leaving him alone in his book shop? What kind of unconventional angel would Crowley make? Would they get together and/or act on their feelings sooner? I would prefer nothing too dark or upsetting for this. Angst is fine, I love angst, but I want an eventual happy ending for these two, no matter their universe.
Swamp Thing
Requested Ship: Abby Arcane/Alec Holland | Swamp Thing
+ I am so sad this is already cancelled since from the moment I saw the previews, I knew I was going to ship the fuck out of it. I am always team monster and team falling in love with a monster in every fandom I'm in, so that's where I am at with them. I have currently seen two eps and will see the third one as soon as I can but don't worry about spoilers. I plan to be fully caught up by reveals. Don't worry about being jossed either, I am okay with canon divergence AUs or writing something that ends up being jossed next episode, that is not gonna both me. I'm flexible for ongoing canons xD
+ I am fascinated by what Alec has become and I would love to read more about Abby being fascinated by the changes in him and trying to understand what has happened to him, maybe her being a scientist about it and running experiments. Give me them slowly falling in love, with Abby coming to get to know Alec better and get used to him being a swamp monster like this. Maybe even Abby prefers this form for him, since she didn't get a chance to really know him as a human that well. I don't want to ~fix what Alec is now, even though he may want to, but I would enjoy reading a story about Abby trying to cure him or change him back and them ultimately realizing they need to adjust to this new normal.
+ Alec pov fic as he resurrects, getting used to himself and seeking out Abby as his last human contact. Maybe an AU where he has amnesia and he only remembers Abby and nothing about himself, and she has to try to teach him who he is or jump start his memories.
+ I know Abby has some kind of magical powers in the comics and I would love to see that explored in fic too for this. Maybe she develops a psychic connection to Alec as a Swamp monster and is able to sense him, or she starts dreaming about him before she finds him. Psychic powers, dream sharing, soul bonds, all that stuff is my jam.
+ Death & the maiden. That's it, that's the prompt, go with it (okay so death and the maiden as a concept/trope/thematic element is one of my favorite things and love ships that tend to mirror it in some way).
+ Monster fucking. Swamp sex. Creative and sexy usage of vines, vine bondage, weird monster tongue fucking, potentially leafy dick, go wild. Feel free to handwave any complications (for example, I don't want to think about Abby potentially catching an infection or cutting herself on his vines).
Teen Wolf (TV)
Requested Ship: Allison Argent/Scott McCall/Stiles Stilinski (TW TV)
I recently rewatched the early seasons and wow, I miss these three so much? I am so deeply fond of all of these kids.
+ Allison lives! Really, any way you can make this work. Maybe she just doesn't die! Maybe she survived being stabbed! Maybe Chris dies instead and Allison has to move in with Scott or Stiles for a while! Maybe Scott bites her and turns her into a werewolf and she's angry about it and there's angst! Maybe Allison almost dies and there's trauma but hurt/comfort too. Maybe she needs to recover for a long time in the hospital, maybe she's injured and has a hard time moving around for a while, and Scott and Stiles help her out. JUST LET HER LIVE I LOVE HER SO MUCH.
+ I'd love an Orpheus/Eurydice thing where Scott and Stiles (Lydia and the others can come too!) join up to bring Allison back from the dead. I would love for them to go to the underworld and bring her back, or perhaps do some spooky dark magic to get her back.
+ I love first time fic of any kind. I'd love to see the three of them slowly fall together in a relationship, maybe with them not knowing that's what's happening until it does. I ship all permutations of them, so I am cool with this happening in whatever way. Established Scott/Allison pulling Stiles into their relationship, Stiles/Allison developing a connection after Scott & Allison break up, Scott/Stiles realizing they're in love after Scott breaks up with Allison in S2 but Allison falling back into their livesand bed.
+ I really loved 3A and the whole darkness around their hearts that capped off the season, I always wish that ended up being more impactful and darker than it turned out to be. I'd love to see that hit them harder, maybe all of them have nightmares, or are now soulbonded together in some way, maybe they keep invading each others' dreams, or even just all of them feeling a certain dark ~pull that alienates them from other people while shoving them closer together.
+ Sex magic. Sex pollen. Fuck or die. The teen wolf verse is filled with such wild shit, I would love if like, Scott runs into a weird strand of wolfsbane that makes him unbearably horny, or if them doing some kind of ritual that goes wrong and they all have to fuck or die, or they're trapped in a room and can't leave until they have sex, SOMETHING like that. I love reading angst for scenarios like these, with the characters stressing out they're hurting the ones they love or trying to remove themselves instead, but I prefer a happy, hopeful or open ended ending with this.
+ I love Stiles and/or Allison kinking hard on Scott's lycanthropy in some way--being turned on by his abilities to smell them on each other, or Stiles enjoying being manhandled, or Allison touching his wolfed out face.
+ I love werewolf AUs where one of them is also a werewolf, like if Stiles was bitten as well, or Scott had to turn Stiles into a werewolf along the way, or maybe Allison became a werewolf and Stiles has to deal with two teenage werewolf lovebirds who won't stop making out. I really love the thought of the three of them as their own little werewolf pack as well, and slightly darker takes when they're wild. feral wolf kids. I rather not undo Scott turning into a werewolf, since I find him more interesting as one, but if you have an idea for human Scott and his werewolf lovers, feel free!
+ Allison & Stiles teaming up to protect/save Scott from something I really love the non powered ones having to work together to save their superpowered boyfriend. In general, I really like how both Stiles and Allison have a more ruthless streak than Scott does, and I would love for them to do some ruthless shit together to save Scott.
+ Future fic (with Allison living of course). I would love it if they went their separate ways post high school but end up back in each others lives as adults anyway. Allison reconnecting with Stiles, or all of them coming together to fight another supernatural monster and falling back in love with each other again. I love reconnecting and reunions, especially once everyone has gotten a chance to grow up a bit.
The Umbrella Academy (TV)
Requested Ships: Ben Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves/Luther Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy/Vanya Hargreeves
Ben/Klaus
+ Ben haunting Klaus. The first time it happened, right after Ben died, or Ben just never really able to leave Klaus alone. I love how uncomfortable it must be, to never really have privacy, to have your brother always hanging around and neither of them can actually help it.
+ I’d love something terrible with maybe Klaus ending up in a dangerous situation due to his recklessness and Ben can’t do anything about it but watch. Or Ben having to watch every time Klaus overdoses. Maybe Klaus purposefully doing dangerous, reckless things to piss Ben off because he’s tired of his judgy looks.
+ Klaus doing sexual things and getting into sexual situations deliberately so Ben can watch.
+ Why does Ben hang around for so long? Does he have unfinished business? Why can’t he resolve it? Does it have something to do with his powers? Or is Klaus keeping him tethered to this plane of existence? Maybe Klaus won’t let him go. Maybe he’s doing it subconsciously.
+ Ben goes away sometimes. Where does he go? Is he invisible? Or legit gone? Does it distress Klaus?
+ I love hurt/comfort, but also Ben angry at Klaus for not listening to his advice. Give me Ben trying to take care of Klaus and Klaus refusing to let him. Or other times Klaus has tried to detox.
+ I would love something set in the present day as well, with Ben and Klaus both exploring Klaus’s new powers together. Patty cake ghost games was fun! Maybe more touching games, or Klaus using his powers to let Ben touch him in far more inappropriate ways. Or Klaus expanding his powers--could he let Ben possess him?
+ Anything set prior to Ben’s death! It’s up to you if you want to make the incestous relationship aspect set before or after his death...I feel like being tethered to your brother is a good breeding ground for incest but I would also love them as teenagers fooling around together. I love first times. Maybe Klaus wants to sexually experiment and all he has available are his brothers and sisters. Maybe he feels closest to Ben? Or Klaus offering Ben some kind of sexual comfort after a mission goes bad, trying to help him jerk off, or trying to make him feel better. I would love them developing a brothers with benefits type of situation and slowly falling for each other.
+ Anything working in Ben’s powers and tentacles. Maybe combined with Klaus’ pain kink. I would be really into Ben choking him with his tentacles, or fucking him with them. Or maybe it's weird for Ben because it's not technically his tentacles but they do it anyway. I want all of this consensual but maybe not necessarily safe or sane. It’s Klaus, you know.
Allison/Luther
+ Backstory! I am obsessed with their weird, traumatizing childhood, the terrible coping mechanisms they must have developed, and their mutual crush on each other. I would love to know more about their lives as teenagers, them sneaking around and trying to catch stolen moments together. I am curious if they just accepted it was natural to be attracted to each other, fought it, went into denial, etc. I am curious how they handled and navigated the incest aspect of their relationship--did they ignore it, didn't think it applied to them, struggle with it, felt entitled to be together despite that? The only thing I don't want is dismissing it entirely as, "eh, we're not even really related so it doesn't count as incest" type of rationalization. Or at least, that rationalization presented as facts instead of unreliable narrator.
+ I like the thought of Luther being a virgin until he sleeps with someone in canon, but if you want to write these two losing their virginity to each other as kids, I would love that. If you want to write them just fooling around or never getting past the flirting/kissing stage, that's good too!
+ Allison and Luther keep sneaking into each other's rooms and beds at night. What happens, and does anyone else notice or overhear them?
+ Hurt/comfort after a mission. Luther gets hurt and Allison stays at his side, or Allison rumors someone to help or protect Luther, or Luther gets very protective of Allison and tends to her injuries or refuses to leave her alone while she recovers. Anything with Luther being soft and gentle and tender over Allison. I love how he just melts around her.
+ Post series fic, with them finally getting together in some capacity. It doesn't have to be permanently together, but I would love for their UST to finally get resolved in some form, or for them to get a small measure of happiness for once.
+ OPOV fic. I just love their whole family and I would love to see everyone's reactions to them sneaking around, making out as kids and having a blatant thing for each other. I love how in the present day, it's just accepted as this thing between them (Vanya recognizing it's always been Luther for Allison, Klaus knowing Allison has a claim on Luther before anyone else). I love the thought of them being weirded out by them initially when they were growing up but having accepted it as adults. Maybe everyone else has weird incestous feelings as well, maybe they just don't care anymore. I would love one or more of them walking in on Allison/Luther making out (or more!), like that Vanya flashback. Does the media ever pick up on their relationship and/or suspect anything, given they're such public figures?
+ I know Luther was on the moon for several years, but perhaps prior to that, he and Allison would meet up every now and then. I would love to see them as adults, trying to get over their crush on one another now that Allison is married, and still having messy, complicated feelings for one another.
Five/Vanya
+ I have been obsessed with Aidan's comment that Five and Vanya had mutual crushes on one another before he left. I need to know EVERYTHING about it, I would love anything exploring that and their childhood together. I want fic set when they're kids, all socially isolated and cut off and them clinging to each other, and maybe becoming each other's strongest connection in the mansion. Is Vanya the only person who connects with Five? Does he treat her differently than the others? When do they start to grow feelings for one another? I'd love for little snapshots of them spending time together, comforting each other, having silent communication, crawling into each others’ beds at night, etc.
+ AUs when Five doesn't go to the future and how that impacts Vanya's growth and his own. Maybe Vanya learns about her powers sooner and Five helps her manage them. I'd be fascinated by an AU when they grow into older teenagers and have a chance to at least act on their feelings for each other.
+ I would love if Vanya somehow managed to go with Five to the future and they get stuck together. Them surviving in the apocalypse, terrified but together. I am a sucker for people growing closer together through surviving trauma together and having no one else but each other.
+ I'd also love something when Five returns in his weird mismatched body, fondly remembering having a crush on Vanya but not sure what to do with it now that everything is different and she's an adult and he still looks 13. I love that he went to her first for help with the apocalypse and think his affection for her was the main motivating Id love for some unspoken, uncomfortable tension between them
+ Post series, Five helps Vanya get control of her powers. I don't necessarily want a sharp focus on how they save the world (though that is welcome if you wanna go there, but I read a lot of post season one fic and they all handwave that away, and I am good with that), but I love what an emotional angry wreck Vanya is by the end of the season, lashing out constantly with her powers now that she knows she's the strongest, and I would love for Five to try to help her out, now that he knows she causes the end of the world, or be there for her in some way. Maybe it all goes horribly wrong anyway, because he's as messed up as she is and traumatized and doesn't know how to talk anyone down.
The Vampire Diaries (TV)
Requested Ships: Jeremy Gilbert/Katherine Pierce, Elena Gilbert/Katherine Pierce, Elena Gilbert/Jeremy Gilbert
Katherine/Elena
+ AU where they're the last ones standing at Mystic Falls and everyone else is dead. I always wanted the two dopplegangers to be the only ones who survive everything and what a toll that takes on Elena, to have her enemy be the only one left beside her.
+ Meeting 50 or 100 or so years down the line as vampires.
+ Anything with no-humanity Elena and Katherine, either fighting each other, fucking each other or terrorizing others together (or all three). I'd love a roadtrip when they run off together to cause havoc.
+ Elena accepting Katherine's proposition in 2x09. Hell, Katherine turning Elena at any point throughout the series would be awesome.
+ Skeevy motel sex. Skeevy motel mirror sex. And i mean, skeeviness is 100% optional, but these two together has high potential for skeeve and dubcon so I am just saying I'm open to that.
+ Human Katherine/Vampire Elena! Any way you wanna take this but I am fascinated by it. I'd love it if it as post s5. I loved that whole period with Elena protecting Katherine.
+ She needs to be protected is a line that I have never forgotten. While I know Katheine only wanted to protect Elena so she can sacrifice her to Klaus, I would love Katherine protecting Elena reluctantly and catching feelings for her.
+ AU where Katherine comes to Mystic Falls before the Salvatores do and sets her sights on Elena. She only wants to sacrifice her initially to keep herself safe, but decides she rather keep her around instead.
Jeremy/Elena
+ I’d love to see pre series stuff set while they’re grieving their parents; maybe drunk, stoned kisses they regret in the morning, or maybe something more. I love shame and sneaking around and trying to pretend nothing happened. Their early series dynamic is fascinating to me, with Elena barging into his space and their creepy lack of boundaries.
+ Honestly, I would absolutely love any kind of “getting stoned together” fic.
+ S4 AUs where Elena turns Jeremy into a vampire. Or really, I would adore turning into a vampire fic set at any point in canon, but season 4 seems like a natural fit. The circumstances are up to you--maybe from that time she accidentally stabbed him? Maybe she feeds him blood to heal him and then he dies for other reasons? Maybe no humanity Elena happens for other reasons besides his death and she turns Jeremy into a vampire against his will.
+ I love it when these two allow each other to drink the other’s blood--Jeremy giving Elena his blood when she’s hungry, Elena giving him her blood. I would love all the uncomfortably intimate bloodsharing.
+ Something exploring her desperation for him after his death. I really loved when she went to lay on his grave at the tail end of season four. I’m also fascinated by no humanity Elena pretending she doesn’t care that Jeremy is dead (but she totally does).
+ S4 Jeremy with the hunter’s mark, having creepy dreams of murdering Elena but also sexy dreams (maybe doing both at the same time).
+ Hypnotized Jeremy revealing he has a crush on Elena.
+ Vampire Gilberts with no humanity--either one of them has no humanity, with the other sibling trying to reign the other in, or both of them just tearing up shit together.
+ Running away together in s3, or s4. I love roadtrips and I will prompt them for every ship, tbh. Could be running away and going into hiding from Klaus or another bad guy, or simply taking time off together. These two deserve a vacation.
Katherine/Jeremy
+ Creepy incest transference issues! I’d love to see Katherine try to seduce Jeremy (either for some kind of gain, a con, a trick, or just because she’s bored) and be a little surprised when it works, maybe taunt him about wanting to kiss and touch and fuck someone who looks exactly like his sister? Any time period or era of the show, though I’m partial to season two when she got all handsy with his tie.
+ I’d also love to see more of them working together, like they did in S3 or S5. Kidnapping Jeremy and forcing him to help her! Roadtrips together and strangely getting along, despite everything she’s done to him. I’d especially love the thought of human Katherine trying Jeremy how to survive, or trying to attach herself to Jeremy so he can protect her. I love manipulation and not knowing whether or not Jeremy can or should trust her. I’d love to explore all the trauma and weirdness from Katherine murdering Jeremy, then needing him to protect her later on.
+ Jeremy protecting human Katherine in s5. I love that moment where he puts a blanket over her, despite every awful thing she's done to him and his family, and I'd love more of it. Him feeling soft about her because she looks like his sister and she’s human now, and Katherine taking advantage of that (and maybe feeling oddly soft about him too?).
+ I loved that time Jeremy was trapped in the tomb with her. I’d love to see more of that, a snapshot of his time stuck with her, or maybe he was stuck with her for a longer period of time than in canon, like several days. I want mind games and manipulation and Katherine feeding on him until he dies then waiting for him to come back to life again. I’d especially love for Katherine to take advantage of the fact that he is an undying boy. I’d be happy with dubcon or noncon here, and/or Jeremy developing a twisted fetish for getting fed on. I mean. He probably already has that fetish, tbh.
+ Katherine finding him in the s1 finale after drinking vampire blood, and kidnapping him. I love the thought of her stealing Elena’s little brother from her as some kind of revenge in general as well. And I always love murder spree roadtrips.
Vampyr
Requested Ships: Elisabeth Ashbury/Mary Reid, Geoffrey McCullum/Edgar Swansea, Jonathan Reid/Mary Reid, Jonathan Reid/Edgar Swansea, Sean Hampton/Jonathan Reid
Elisabeth Ashbury/Mary Reid:
+ In part of my desire to SAVE MARY REID, I have fallen hard for this ship. I am fairly easy to please here, just let them meet and not kill Mary off and I’ll be happy.
+ Jonathan doesn't kill Mary and takes her to Elisabeth for help. I'd love to have Elisabeth vampire mentor Mary, even if, or especially if, Mary is stubborn about it.
+ Elisabeth runs into Mary on her own. Maybe she's there already when Mary claws her way out of her grave, or maybe she runs into her while killing people, and she offers to help. I'd love for Elisabeth to draw on her own experiences with vampire bloodlust while she had the blood of hate in her to help Mary out with her rage.
+ I love the idea of Mary, while looking for her missing brother, running into Elisabeth at the Pembroke. Elisabeth helps her look for Jonathan, and maybe even prevents Mary from being killed by newborn vampire Jonathan. Or perhaps they just have a nice moment together, with Elisabeth comforting Mary over her losses. I am a giant sucker for human/vampire romances, I would love the fuck out of this.
Geoffrey McCullum/Edgar Swansea:
+ I'm really fascinated by these two. I'd love to see anything incorporating how long they've worked together, how they met, the way they don't entirely get along but there's some grudging respect there. Just give me their history, however messy and complicated.
+ I'm always here for friends with benefits, or even reluctant allies with benefits. I'd love it if prior to Jonathan turning up in London, Geoffrey/Edgar had an on and off relationship. I'd love a stolen moment or an instance of hurt/comfort. I'd love it if Edgar had to patch up Geoffrey at some point.
+ Anything set after the game, especially if both of them are now Jonathan’s progeny. I'd love to see the awkwardness and tensions that arise from that. I'd love for Geoffrey to pay Edgar a visit with intent to kill but change his mind after a talk. I'd love for them to be angry and at each other’s throats, or try to get along regardless now they've both been reborn. Really I'd just love for them to meet again and react to the changes in each other.
+ I'd love to see them fall into a relationship together in the wake of Jonathan's absence or leaving London, especially if they both feel abandoned by their maker.
Jonathan Reid/Mary Reid
+ I really love these two and I love Mary especially, I just want her to live, happiness optional. I don't want Jonathan/Mary precanon fic though, just as something that happens after they're both vampires, like an extension of the tragedy that befalls them, or some an external reflection of the horror they’ve both been through.
+ I'd love for Mary and Jonathan to continue to live in their home together, after both of them have been turned--maybe Mary calms down and is angry at Jonathan but no longer wants to kill him, or has a longer term vengeance plan for him. I love the delightfully dark idea of two vampires living in the house they both grew up in, one of them pretending to be alive and the other one not even bothering, with their poor mother and butler having to deal with their undead children squabbling.
+ I’d love for Mary to fuck with Jonathan by coming on to him or flirting, maybe to mention they’re in a strange husband & wife situation, as monsters, and Jonathan quietly freaking out about it. Mary could be legitimately into him, or just messing with him to make him freak out but it goes too far.
+ Jonathan doesn't kill Mary; he tries to help her instead, even if she fights him kicking and screaming all the way, or still trying to kill him. I’d love for him to try to rehabilitate her, help her not hear his voice in her head, maybe bring her to Elisabeth for help.
+ Jonathan doesn’t kill Mary and she takes off. Maybe she continues to stalk him, or she leaves the city to work out her own issues. I’d also love anything set after the game, maybe Jonathan running into his sister many years or decades down the line, still angry, or having calmed down.
+ AU where Jonathan does drain Mary, but he doesn't abandon her at the docks. Maybe he goes back for her body and tries to bury her, only for her to revive right then, confused and hungry. I’d love for them to learn to be vampires together. I am a sucker for tropes like feeding together or bloodsharing.
+ Anything set after Mary’s rebirth--learning her powers and tracking down Jonathan, her rage and hatred and self-hatred and her pain over what he did to her, and hearing his voice in her head constantly.
+ Jonathan and Mary being unwillingly bonded to each other due to Jonathan being her maker. She can always feel him and she can’t shake him off.
+ I love the aesthetics of them being such an old money family in West End and that glamour and beauty and respectability of their family hiding their decay and monstrosity within them both. This is less of a prompt and more of a theme I like, but I really love it a lot.
Jonathan Reid/Edgar Swansea
+ I am really in love with these two and their dynamic--I love the complicated intersection of colleagues who work together, friends, possible crush, and maker/progeny. I'd love to see Jonathan and Edgar after the game, post Edgar turning. How do they recover from the loss of trust? I ideally want them to be friends again but I love messy and complicated and feel free to keep it that way. In general, I always hate to kill Edgar in the game, so I prefer fic exploring the aftermath of Jonathan turning him.
+ I love the “don’t ask, don't tell” thing going on when Jonathan asks Edgar if he's been feeding on people and Edgar thinks that's a rude question! I love to see more of that tension between them and Jonathan worrying about Edgar now that he's a vampire, and worried about what he'll do as well.
+ I LOVE how excited Edgar was to be a vampire and how Jonathan was trying to punish him and make him feel guilty but it's everything Edgar ever wanted, so it backfired. I would love fic exploring that longing of his, especially if it's all tied up with his longing for Jonathan.
+ Alternatively, Edgar and Jonathan bloodsharing, and/or feeding or someone together. Or hunting someone together. Or even feeding on rats, or some other animal together.
+ I would also love something set in the future with him and Jonathan still being friends, whether Jonathan is fairly moral and disapproves of Edgar's methods and unethical science experiments, or has gone fully off the edge like in the bad ending shows, or somewhere in between--I think the juxtaposition would be really interesting, with how they both adapt to immortality. I'd love to see them both in modern times, living in modern day London, with Edgar loving all the new science and medical research.
+ Edgar having a giant doctor nerd crush on Jonathan since before the game even started is such a delight to me. I'd love more of that, him trying to hide it, wondering if Jonathan can sense it, fanboying him, or just being constantly in a state of “oh no, he’s hot” around him.
+ I would also love it if Edgar ended up in a situation where Jonathan needs him or needs his blood to stay alive, or Jonathan comes down with some kind of vampire illness and Edgar has to take care of him. I'd love to see them negotiate that and Edgar being nervous about the risks to him but also turned on and/or thrilled about feeding Jonathan. I'd love for Jonathan in particular to be at Edgar’s mercy.
Sean Hampton/Jonathan Reid
+ I love Sean! I find the juxtaposition between RELIGIOUS CANNIBAL VAMPIRE and pillar of the community who genuinely wants to help others incredibly fascinating. Give me more Skal Sean! Give me him helping others and then having to find dead people to eat. Give me more of him justifying and rationalizing his existence using scripture. Give me him interacting with other skals and seeking out ways to manage his new unlife.
+ I felt some kind of way when Jonathan forced Sean to kneel and drink his blood for his own good. That was hot and I want MORE, like both of them coming away feeling closer to each other because of that, or Jonathan's blood acting also as some kind of aphrodisiac, or Sean being able to hear Jonathan in his head like Jonathan can hear his own maker. Maybe accidentally soulbonding or vampire blood magic tying them together because of that, maybe a side effect of Jonathan’s vampire blood being so old since he was made by a blood god. Vampire shenanigans is always fun.
+ Alternatively, I would also really love to see more of Sean's perspective on that scene, as he really didn't want to drink Jonathans blood and feels he was forced into it, but got really into the blood drinking itself. Juxtaposing Sean’s new vampire nature, crush on Jonathan and his religious guilt/trauma is very interesting.
+ I also wish we got to have more meaningful interactions between Jonathan and Sean after that, and would love to see fic of them being friends. I'd love to see them interact more further down the line, with Jonathan helping Sean more and more with his cravings. Sean claims he doesn't feel any more cravings but maybe he was lying and Jonathan finds out. Maybe Sean needs to periodically feed from Jonathan to keep from turning into a feral skal. I'd love for them to grow closer.
+ I'd love to read future fic of what happens with Sean after the game, either immediately--him coping with Jonathan being gone, adjusting to being a vampire, or Jonathan trying to enter his life again--or something even further down the line. I would love Sean/Jonathan in the 40s, 50s, 70s, modern day and so on, and seeing how different they are or how much they've stayed the same.
Thank you for reading! Happy writing!
Thank you so much for writing for me! I'll try to keep this letter at a manageable length but I usually tend to ramble a lot. There's a lot of things I like and only a few dealbreakers, so if none of my prompts spark your interest, feel free to go with another idea, work of my likes list, or something else entirely, as long as my DNWs aren't hit. Just because I didn't prompt something, doesn't mean I don't want it, just that it didn't occur to me.
I have copy/pasted large swatches of this letter from previous exchanges. I tend to request a lot of the same things several times, either because I didn’t get it, or I’m eager for more. I mainly use this journal for exchange letters; I’m mostly on tumblr these days and I’m
Warning: This letter will contain spoilers for all fandoms involved!
General Likes
+ I love backstory fic, missing scenes, future fic, codas, snapshots, vignettes and character studies. Pre-series/pre-canon, post canon, “what now?” fic. Happy endings, bittersweet endings, downer endings. Melancholy vibes but also hopeful feelings.
+ Canon-divergence AUs. Five times fic. Epistolary fic. Unreliable narrators. Out of order storytelling.
+ Fic of any rating.
+ First times. Awkward wooing. Awkward & fumbling first times. Pining. Casual sex. Reunions. Friends with benefits. Enemies with benefits. Friends to lovers. Enemies to friends to lovers. Enemies to lovers. Reluctant friends. Reluctant partners. Found families.
+ Being vulnerable, especially when it's someone who is normally stoic or tough. Saying “I love you” with actions.
+ Codependency. Jealousy. Unhealthy relationships. Dysfunctional people who love each other. “Us against the world” dynamics. People doing terrible things for one another. Bonnie/Clyde dynamics. Stockholm Syndrome/Lima Syndrome. Manipulation. Messy power dynamics. Poor boundaries in general.
+ Slow burns. UST. Fake married. Fake dating. Forced to share a bed together. Huddling for warmth. Snowed in. Crossdressing for REASONS. Undercover for REASONS. Banter. Domesticity.
+ Travel. Roadtrip aesthetics. Abandoned places. Ocean, beach, forests, deserts. Motels and diners and rest stops. Long stretches of road. Liminal spaces. I guess, if I had to define it, I like stories that take place in between spaces.
+ Hurt/comfort is my fave, though I prefer an emphasize on the comfort over the hurt. I love one person stitching another person up, or taking care of a sick friend or partner, or something more weird, like helping your decomposing friend, or feeding a sickly or hungry vampire your own blood or someone else's, or just holding someone while they cry.
+ I love horror stories! Not all my prompts lend themselves to horror but most of my canons have horror elements, so feel free to go full dark, no stars if you would like. I love body horror, transformations, eldritch abominations, people turning into monsters, cannibalism, undead people (vampires and revenants mainly; I do not care for brainless zombies). Humans who are monsters deep down and monsters trying to be humans. Moral ambiguity or moral corruption. Descents into the underworld, literal or otherwise, and/or moral descents. Claustrophobia. Coping with trauma. Unhealthy coping mechanisms. Exploration of trauma.
Smut Likes:
+ Physicality. Exploration of sexuality.
+ Hands, grabbing on tight, nails digging in or scratching. A fixation on fingers, or oral fixation. Fingering, fingering someone in inappropriate places.
+ Blood, bloodkink, bloodplay (go wild with vampire characters honestly), any kind of biting. Bruises and marking, physical signs of someone else on the body. Scar kink.
+ Monster sex of ANY kind. Monsters being rough or violent with each other (consensually, but not necessarily negotiated) in bed.
+ Guns and gun kink (anywhere from being turned on by guns to fucking someone with a gun). Knife play. Weapon play. Shaving. Rough sex. Mirror sex. Light bondage (ropes and handcuffs and blindfolds, mainly). Breathplay and choking.
+ Public sex, wall sex, car sex, seedy hotel sex, shower and/or bath sex. Just, sex in weird places in general, with or without a high risk of getting caught.
+ Scent kink, in a werewolf or vampire way with heightened senses, or one partner really loving the smell of someone else and getting off to it.
+ First times. Inexperience. Showing someone what’s hot for them and what they like in bed, or discovering it together.
+ Intercrural. Blowjobs. Face fucking. Cunninlingus. Face sitting. Body worship. Mutual mastrubation, frottage, grinding on someone. Making someone come without touching them (or only touching their nipples, or only touching their prostate). Messy sex. Barebacking. Sex with clothes on.
+ Sensory overload, overstimulation. Coming so much it hurts.
+ Somnophilia (ideally, I like this consensual, in which permission was given beforehand but for darker ships, I like dubcon somnophilia too, like just assuming blanket permission or poor boundaries leading to touching someone in their sleep and the other person isn't aware until the morning and feels fucked up about it, or wakes up in the middle of it and decides they’re okay with this person touching them but still wishes they weren’t caught off guard).
+ Competency kink. Praise kink. Dirty talk.
+ I’m not into noncon but I like dub-con, and several of my prompts could go that way—anything ranging from either messy and fucked up stuff with one character taking advantage of the other, sex pollen or magic made them do it situations when they're both mutually forced into sex, “we all got drunk and had sex together, whoops” where it’s not really a big deal but technically dubcon, or creepy stockholm syndrome, uneven power dynamics where one character isn't sure if they really want this but the other character doesn't care, that's all good.
DNWS
+ Unrequested AUs, unrequested ships. Acknowledgement of canon ships or past canon ships are fine though.
+ Animal cruelty. I’m fine if a vampire has to eat an animal to survive, but in that case I would prefer no detailed descriptions of the act.
+ Graphic depictions of abuse. The aftereffects abuse or trauma of abuse is okay, I actually love reading about complicated trauma responses. Characters coping with abuse is okay. PTSD and trauma flashbacks is all okay. Really, I just don't want a blow by blow account of the actual events.
+ Graphic depictions of child death. Alluded to, or as part of the plot is okay, though.
+ Cancer, or any terminal illnesses.
+ Deathfic of requested characters, unless requested. I don’t consider it deathfic if someone dies and then comes back in the same fic, or lingers as a ghost, or an undead thing. Fic about Ben's death, for example, would be fine. Fic about Kate's death and then coming back wrong in some way, is also fine.
+ Miscommunication as a plot point.
+ Cross-gen incest, bestiality, a/b/o, watersports, scat. Noncon.
+ Socially accepted incest. I request a lot of incest ships and I like to feel the weight and wrongness of what they're doing, even if they themselves don't have a problem with it (though I love incest guilt, don't get me wrong).
Booksmart
Requested Ships: Amy/Gigi, Molly Davidson/Amy (Booksmart)
Amy/Gigi: It is a CRIME these two did not hook up. I would love an AU or deleted scene when they fool around on the boat or in a closet, drunken/high make outs, or post canon fic where Amy runs into Gigi and her ridiculous over the top declarations of love and loyalty again. Yes.
Molly/Amy: SLOW BURN FRIENDS TO LOVERS. Fic set after the movie throughout their college lives when they realize they're in love! Or fooling around but still trying to act like they're only bffs and in denial.
Amy/Gigi:
+ God I want these two to hook up. Gigi was so touchy and I love that she's the kind of drunk girl that is so kind and loving to all other girls and she fed Amy a strawberry! I would love it if they made out together on the boat, or if after Amy gets into a fight with Molly, she runs into Gigi and angrily make out with her. Maybe sex goes better this time with Gigi, or maybe she stops before she throws up or something else goes wrong, up to you.
+ I would also love it if she has her drug trip with Gigi--maybe Gigi not entirely getting why it was wrong to dose her but apologizing for upsetting her and trying to take care of her or talk her through it? Gigi and Amy having weird hallucinations together! Or Gigi not having any because she's so desensitized to whatever she took.
+ You do not need to write them hooking up, though, I just wanted 100% more of their interactions. I love how high key dramatic Gigi is and how she goes from zero to LOVE at a moment's notice, and how much calmer Amy is in comparison.
+ Maybe Gigi being HIGH AF, and Amy trying to take care of her and make sure nothing bad happens to her, because she worries. Gigi reassuring her she'll BE FINE, she does this all the time but being so struck by Amy's concern.
+ I loved Jared recounting how violently loyal Gigi is once she likes you and I would love to see that applied to Amy in some way.
+ Anything set after the movie! Amy comes back home or Amy runs into Gigi somewhere else down the line, maybe college, maybe in a post-grad situation, and Gigi is still...ridiculous, over the top, her shining, loud self. I would love it if Amy started to fall for her, in a way she couldn't back in high school.
Molly/Amy:
+ I loved their extremely close friendship, how their parents think they're a couple, how they're a little too close and a little too codependent and have big fights but are still ride or die for each other. I love how Molly was crying as soon as Amy left at the end and then Amy showed up for one last pancake breakfast.
+ I would love something set after the movie, after they've been away from each other for a while, and realizing they're in love with their best friend once they get back together. I'd love for maybe Amy to come back from Botswana and be hit in the face with a realization that she LOVES~ Molly in that way, or for Molly to realize she's in love with her best friend, and neither of them say anything in fear of wrecking the friendship. Maybe Amy thinks Molly is 100% straight and would never be into her that way, or maybe Molly thinks Amy isn't into her like that or she would have said something before! Mutual pining and/or slow burn romance over the years would be great! By slow burn, I don't necessarily need a long fic--just snapshots over the years as they fall in love, little moments that mean a lot--would be wonderful.
+ Alternatively I'd really love for them to have fooled around/made out prior to the movie, and both of them rationalized it away. Maybe Molly wanted to practice kissing, or maybe they both got a little tipsy or a lot tipsy. Maybe their drug trip in the movie led to something more. Maybe Molly got really enthusiastic about watching lesbian porn with Amy to help her learn what she's supposed to do, and one thing lead to kisses or maybe more between them.
+ FAKE DATING LEADS TO MORE. Either set in the canon--fake dating in front of Amy's parents! Fake dating at high school for reasons!--or later after they go to college when they're older.
+ Forced to share a bed, except it's not really forced, they're just sharing a bed at a sleepover or at a hotel and it's totally not weird at all, they're just friends, friends do this all the time, right? They're not being extra touchy or anything like that. Molly has always been the big spoon her whole life.
From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series
Requested Ships: Amaru/Kate Fuller, Carlos Madrigal/Narciso Menendez, Carlos Madrigal/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa, Freddie Gonzalez/Carlos Madrigal, Freddie Gonzalez/Margaret Gonzalez/Carlos Madrigal, Kate Fuller/Rafa Infante, Kate Fuller/Scott Fuller, Richard Gecko/Seth Gecko/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa, Scott Fuller/Carlos Madrigal, Sonja Lam/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa, Eddie Cruickshank/Sonja Lam
Amaru/Kate Fuller
+ I really wish we gotten more of Kate’s possession and how it happened; anything that expands on that would be great. I’d love to see something set right after her death as the blood crawls inside Kate, or what happens in the months before Kate ended up at the mental hospital. I’d love to see a more prolonged possession, with Amaru taking a while to possess Kate and Kate talking to voices inside her head, or maybe not knowing what’s happening to her at first. I love the thought of a battle of wills between a preacher’s faithful daughter and the Queen of Hell. Maybe Amaru can’t take over her body unless Kate gives permission and she tries to wear her down. Go as horror as you like.
+ I’d love an AU where Amaru, instead of forcing her possession on Kate, seduces her to the dark side; whispering in her ear that all of her family and friends abandoned her and let her die, trying to convince her they’d be stronger if they work together, giving her power to fight anyone that tries to hurt her. Maybe she allows Kate to see Scott and protect him, in exchange for allowing Amaru to open the Gates. Maybe she promises Scott will be safe in the apocalypse I’d love to see a Venom-like situation where Amaru and Kate eventually end up working together, sharing the same body.
+ Anything exploring the horrible, violating intimacy of being possessed by the queen of hell; Amaru knows everything about Kate? Kate knows everything about Amaru? Both of them getting under each other’s skin, so to speak?
+ Amaru using Kate’s body to mastrubate, forcing Kate to feel pleasure. Maybe she does it because she’s bored or to establish more control over her. I’d love the thought of Kate being horrified at what Amaru makes her do, but even more horrified when she enjoys the things Amaru does while wearing her face.
+ AU where Kate goes to Xibalba to trap Amaru there with her. I’d love to see anything that happens after. Feel free to go as dark as you want--maybe Amaru punishes Kate for lack of anyone else to punish--but I rather not see Kate totally broken and I prefer psychological horror and torture over physical stuff. I’d love to see Kate work the situation to her advantage somehow, or maybe she and Amaru simply get used to each other.
+ Post S3 fic with Kate dealing with the fallout, aftermath and trauma of Amaru being inside her. Maybe Amaru left a piece of herself behind? And Kate can still feel her presence? I am fascinated by the thought of Kate trying to leave Amaru behind but haunted by her nonetheless.
Carlos Madrigal/Narciso Menendez
+ Backstory! Give me all the backstory! Carlos called Narciso the most handsome bank robber! I want to see how they met, Carlos developing a crush on Narciso, and seducing him into being a vampire. Or maybe Narciso is the one that asks to be turned. I’d love for Carlos trying hard not to fall for him because he loves Santanico but Narciso is too charming. I’d love to see what drew them to each other and what Narciso was like as a human. I love the tragic thought of them being in love once upon a time, and maybe Narciso wasn’t always so bad.
+ I’d love a snapshot for when Narciso was human. Maybe he and Carlos robbed banks together, or worked together to obtain something for Malvado. Maybe they just went to the bar together, or had to camp out or sleep in a cave overnight. I love the thought of Carlos protecting Narciso from something that would kill him or maybe Narciso needing to heal his new vampire lover with his blood. I love the late 1800s/1900s Mexico setting, and the oxymoron of desert based vampires, and would love that incorporated in whatever way.
+ Carlos brings Narciso to the Twister. Narciso is not happy to learn about Santanico.
+ I also deeply love bitter angry exes, and I’d love to see how this relationship fell apart, given their place in canon. Maybe Narciso is jealous that Carlos won’t stop being faithful to Santanico, or mad that he won’t just abandon her and run away with him, or maybe he is simply more ambitious than Carlos.
+ How did Narciso, a much younger vampire, end up having more power and status than Carlos? Give me all the power struggles of Narciso trying to move ahead in the culebra hierarchy, Carlos trying to maintain his own status while protecting Santanico, and leaving Carlos behind in the dust. I’m a big fan of the twisty elements in this ship, like Narciso ordering Carlos to lick his boots, and the way Carlos turned that back on him right before he killed him; I’d love to see more of them trying to turn the tables on one another, getting revenge on each other, long cons and power games.
+ I’m interested in Carlos/Santanico/Narciso, if you’d like to work in Carlos long term love and worship of her into the story. Maybe Carlos has the deluded idea that his girlfriend/maker and his new boyfriend could get along. Maybe they try it once just once. Maybe they got along once, or it all goes terribly and Narciso and Santanico can’t stand each other.
Carlos Madrigal/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa
+ Backstory! Any kind of backstory about their 500 years together! What happens right after Carlos is turned? I’d love to see the early days before their relationship got bitter, when Carlos was still very starry-eyed and a new culebra, and Kisa still believed in him.
+ I firmly believe she loves him but grew to distrust him because he couldn’t free her or do the labyrinth for her over the years; I’d love to see that conflict and struggle and the dissolution of their relationship over time and how much it pained her.
+ I love their whole early Queen/Huntsman, Goddess/Most Faithful Apostle vibe. I’d love anything that incorporates that; Carlos spreading her legend, converting other people to the Church of Santanico Pandemonium, Carlos giving her blood baths (or just regular bathing), washing her feet, washing her hair, and murdering people for her or with her.
+ Post canon fic; the two of them rebuilding their relationship, where do they go from here? What happens now? Him wanting to be her right hand again and earning her trust. Him helping her rebuild culebra society.
+ This isn’t really a prompt, but I have a ton of intense feelings about her being the one to turn him into a culebra, and then later being the one to bring him back to life. If you wanna explore how Kisa gave Carlos life twice, please feel free
+ Bodyworship porn, please. Or face sitting. Anything with Carlos being submissive towards her and Kisa’s complicated feelings about worship and devotion.
+ Them sneaking around behind Malvado’s back, taking whatever stolen moments they can, plotting against him; or Malvado allowing their relationship because he sees Carlos as Kisa’s slave, and/or as something that keeps her complacent and happy.
Freddie Gonzalez/Carlos Madrigal
+ The Carlos/Freddie dynamic of s1 was one of my favorite things of that season and I was always sad it didn’t return in further seasons. I loved every time they interacted, I loved Freddie saying “I’m starting to develop a taste for blood” to him,and Carlos’ insistence that he ~sharpened~ Freddie. I love the rough, sparky, violent dynamic they have, but feel free to take it other directions. Hatesex is totally fine, though I’d prefer it after Freddie is split from Margaret.
+ Please expand more on Carlos doing bodyshots off Freddie. Just. Wow that was amazing, can we get more of that? Though I don’t want anything noncon or outright rape, but dubcon is fine with these two--like Freddie being turned on but not wanting to admit it. I’d love more of Carlos feeding on him, or trying to get Freddie to admit he’s attracted to him while Freddie denies it and attacks him.
+ Alternatively, I loved Freddie pinning Carlos down with swords to interrogate him--maybe Carlos tries to flirt his way out of or seduce Freddie while he’s pinned down? Go for it.
+ I always wanted an AU where Carlos didn’t get stuck in the labyrinth for several months and starts sort of stalking Freddie to his home. Carlos doing stalkerish things like finding him at his job or introducing himself to Margaret or leaving ~gifts~on his doorstep (could be real legit gifts for him, or could be dead bodies of his enemies), and basically freaking Freddie out even further. I am down for all kinds of creepy shit.
+ I’d also like a fic where exploring Carlos’ feelings for Freddie, his interactions with him in season one and how he doesn’t seem to want to kill him--he had so many opportunities for it. Does he have a crush on Freddie? Does he admire his convictions? Does he see potential in him the way he did with Scott? I really love the line where he says “steel sharpens steel” regarding Freddie leveling up to fight him in season one, and then the season. I’d love more bits where Carlos tells Freddie he shaped him into who he is now, especially in season 2 or 3, and Freddie doesn’t want to hear it,or maybe he’s more open to it now after several years and losing a wife and a girlfriend? I’d love porn especially if it’s angry sex or hatesex.
Freddie Gonzalez/Margaret Gonzalez/Carlos Madrigal
+ Post s1 AU where Carlos doesn't get locked in the temple, and hides out in the US for a while, laying low, and stalking Freddie. Carlos posing as Margaret’s coworker or friend, slowly getting to know her, and then deciding he wants to fuck them both. I’d love for Freddie to walk in one day and find Carlos and Margaret just talking like they’re buddies and having coffee in his kitchen, and Freddie totally gobsmacked.
+ Honestly, just Carlos stalking them both and trying to have hatesex with Freddie but Margaret is there with a shotgun to scare him away from her husband and now he likes her too.
+ AU where Margaret goes to Mexico to find Freddie and ends up running into the whole debacle in the Twister.
+ Enemy shipping post s3 is great too. I would love for Carlos, not knowing what to do with himself after defeating Amaru, follow Freddie home. Freddie trying to get back together with Margaret and there is Carlos, declaring himself godfather to his daughter and wanting to live in his house. I love the thought of Carlos not understanding or caring that Freddie still sees him as an enemy because they saved the world together, and just making himself at home. Crack or treated 100% seriously or anywhere in between, I'd love it.
+ I don't have much to say here, and I don't expect anyone really signed up with the intention of writing this threesome, so I'd take anything you can give me, any weird topsy turvy idea you have.
Kate Fuller/Rafa Infante
+ I was always so sad when he died so soon in canon. I’d love an AU where he lives, and he either goes on the road with Kate to find her brother; I’d love snapshots from that roadtrip or both of them getting to know each other better, and Kate helping him out with feeding and protecting him from the sun, him helping her with her brother.
+ I’d love to see more of Kate luring in creepy men and then Rafa eating them, and Kate just not giving a damn or not seeing anything wrong with that; it was probably my fave moment in canon, I love Kate’s selective morality
+ I’d also love more of them doing crimes together. It would be awesome if he didn't die but instead stayed to do more crimes with Seth & Kate, with Seth barely tolerating him.
+ Anything exploring both of their perspectives on religion and how different yet alike it is at the same time; the clash between christianity and Rafa’s Kisa-based religion
+ First time they kiss; first times in general make me happy
+ Rafa eating her out. Rafa eating her out after she gets her period. Just. make it happen.
Kate Fuller/Scott Fuller
+ Creepy first time incest set pre-series, right after their mom’s death; maybe they drunkenly make out or both of them get too clingy on each other, and stuff happened they don’t want to speak of again. Maybe Scott has a twisted crush on his sister and hates himself for it.
+ Part of the reason Kate warned Jessica away from was because she was jealous and wanted Scott to herself, even in ways she doesn’t quite understand yet.
+ Kate comes back wrong fic--after season two, I really wanted AUs where Kate comes back as a kind of zombie or revenant, and Scott has to help her eat people to keep from deteriorating, but any type of “come back wrong to haunt her brother” type of story would be my jam.
+ Freddie never shows up in S2 to save Kate and Scott succeeds in turning her--what happens after? I’d love something exploring Kate’s anger and Scott’s neediness, but also the two of them needing each other to survive together despite all that.
+ Or Scott turns Kate to save her life in the s3 finale. Maybe the blood transfusion didn’t work, or made things worse.
+ AU where they go off together after season three and work to rebuild their relationship and figure out who they both are now after having changed so much (but you know, with incest).
Richard Gecko/Seth Gecko/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa
+ I truly ship every permutation of Seth/Richie/Santanico and I really OT3 them hard. You could write me anything where the OT3 gets together in some capacity and I’ll be over the moon--a slow burn over the ages where they take decades to get together? They all decide to have sex to strengthen their bond or so some kind of culebra sex magic? The three of them fighting culebras and other demons together? It’s all good.
+ Post s3 fic where they meet again down the line some years later, and end up back in each other’s lives. Maybe Richie decides to help Kisa rebuild culebra society and Seth tags along, maybe Richie’s turned Seth into a culebra and wants Kisa’s help, maybe they just accidentally run into each other and get a drink together to catch up.
+ I’d love anything tropey for them--all three of snowed in together some place? Pretending to be dating, or pretending that Kisa is their sister for some kind of scheme (that goes kinky places)? Kisa helping them cross dress for some reason? I’m all for it.
+ I’d love if Seth/Richie/Kisa are all stuck somewhere together, maybe unable to leave, and both Kisa and Richie are very hungry. Do they take turns rationing Seth together? Feed off him at the same time? Accidentally kill him and now they have to turn him?
+ Season three AU where Richie gets stuck in Xibalba and Seth and Kisa resolve to go after him and get him out. Please.
+ I have always wanted a season one AU where Seth does actually go with Richie and Santanico, where Richie actually agrees to Santanico’s “well he can come with us then” offer. Or maybe Seth INSISTS on going, despite Richie’s wishes, and how that changes everything. I’d love to see Seth and Santanico fight over Richie or for his attention and Richie just, has a headache about this whole thing.
Scott Fuller/Carlos Madrigal
+ I love this creepy vampire mentorship; I’d love fic where they escape the twister together at the end of season one and go on the run together.
+ Anything with Carlos mentoring Scott, giving him scary life lessons, attacking him to make Scott attack back, showing him how to hunt or eat people (or just wanting to watch Scott eat people and praise his technique), teaching him how to use his powers, showing him how to use a sword, and yes, teaching his teenage protege about sex--either set in an AU where they’re on the run together, or set in canon like a missing scene.
+ I love how creepy this ship is, with Carlos manipulating Scott and telling him how much better he is, and Scott just kind of eager and desperate for approval and for some place to belong--I’d love to read Carlos taking advantage of Scott’s need for belonging to seduce him on his side, or just plain seduce him. I would love manipulative first time fic but I would also love Scott throwing himself at Carlos to make Carlos like him more. I definitely would love him to have a crush on Carlos but also be terrified of him as well. A terrified fear boner.
+ I really want post s3 fic, where Carlos decides to tag along with Scott wherever he goes, and Scott lets him because he’s all alone now again; I’d love a reversal of their dynamic, with Carlos at Scott’s mercy this time around, and Scott older and strong enough to not have to depend on him but still feels some longing and connection to Carlos.
+ Any missing scene in season three where they talk; anything to do with the aftermath of Carlos killing his sister and Scott killing him. How does it feel to have Carlos on their team to save the world? I’d love if it Carlos admired what Scott’s made of himself since his death.
+ Them being stuck together somehow, in an enclosed space, or a roadtrip. I would love horribly inappropriate tropey stuff for them, like having to share a bed and Scott isn’t entirely comfortable, or having to huddle for warmth for some reason, or fake dating, like pretending to be a couple to mess with people, or just Carlos pretending to be Scott’s boyfriend to mess with people.
Sonja Lam/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa
+ Ngl for this ship I am all about the porn, or at least, the intense sexual tension (that occasionally blooms into violence) between them. I’d love anything incorporating bloodplay, breathplay, or any kind of rough sex.
+ Santanico and Sonja don’t get interrupted in the bathroom. Things escalate (public sex in the bathroom?? Rough fingering? Go wild).
+ Or Santanico chooses seduction as a tactic instead of just choking Sonja out. More flirting and hairflipping to get information!
+ I love Sonja’s appraising look as she eyes Sananico up and down when she walks in--I’d love anything exploring her attraction to her.
+ Anything involving a missing scene where they spend time together, either in 2x07 or set during 2x08 before the betrayal happens; I’d love them dancing around each other, being suspicious of each other and on edge, but also Sonja being intrigued and slightly turned on by Santanico being violent to others.
+ Sona doesn't die and instead goes off with Santanico after s2.
+ I am totally fine with both Santanico and Sonja cheating on their partners here.
Eddie Cruickshank/Sonja Lam
+ I thought they had magnificent chemistry in S2 when they first met and I have craved fic ever since. It's such a tiny rarepair, I will truly appreciate anything you write for me.
+ Sonja ditches Seth once she sees Eddie is the superior Gecko when she meets him in S2. This sounds mean, I love Seth so much, but I love Eddie too and them snarking at Seth together was one of my favorite things, and I loved Eddie trying to warn Sonja off dating his nephew because
+ Sonja teaming up with Eddie instead of Seth to get back the money she lost in Mexico.
+ Post s2 fic where Eddie doesn't die, Sonja does not betray them, and she breaks up with Seth but stays around in the area. I would love for her to drop in to say hi to Eddie and hang around his shop, and he doesn't know why she keeps coming over to visit, Seth isn't here? Not realizing Sonja wants to spend time with him, not Seth.
+ Them doing crime together.
+ Tattoo kink. We never see Sonja's tattoos but I am sure she has some on her body somewhere, and I loved the intimacy of Sonja giving Eddie a tattoo touch up.
Good Omens (TV)
Requested Ship: Aziraphale/Crowley
Aziraphale/Crowley: My current happy place! I have loved these two my whole life and the show has revived so many of my feelings. I'd love post canon fic, missing scenes, Crowley finally taking Aziraphale back to his place, anything to do with the bodyswap including porn, weird/interesting demon/angel sex and/or biology, all the mutual pining fic throughout the millennia.
Ahh forgive me, I know this isn't truly a rarepair but when I saw it in the tag set, I knew I couldn't resist. I have loved this ship since I was a preteen and the show has made all my emotions for this pairing surface and catapult to truly ridiculous heights. I have a lot of feelings and a lot of prompts but if you just write me these two being cute, domestic, in love with each other for 6000 years, that is really just fine. They are my happy place, currently.
+ Anything with their 6000 years of pining for each other, throughout the years! It'd be fun if we see them at different times than when we saw them in canon, or different eras and locations! I'd love especially if they were influenced history accidentally or on purpose together. I'd love to see more of Crowley doing favors for Aziraphale and making life easier on him, getting him out of trouble, or taking him out to eat, or Aziraphale showing Crowley all the nice things humanity has to offer and taking him on dates that he doesn't call dates, and helping him out in his own way. I prefer to think of them as not making any kind of romantic/sexual overture towards each other until after they avert the apocalypse, but if you have an idea for a fic that contradicts that, go ahead.
+ I would really love anything that focused on how they were in denial about their own feelings for each other, from either pov, or just how they reconciled their relationship for so long. Did Crowley tell himself he was sloooowly corrupting Aziraphale and that's a win for team hell, or did he just fall in love with Aziraphale a long time ago and resolved to never let anything happen to him (I will never be over him saving him from nazis!). How did Azirphale go so long telling himself Crowley is the enemy while intimately fraternizing with him and desperately not wanting anyone to hurt him or get him in trouble. GIVE ME ALL OF THEIR EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION.
+ I will never be over the fact that show Aziraphale picked up Crowley in a bar. TO GET OYSTERS. Just, go with that, anything with that, Aziraphale being the one to tempt Crowley for once. It makes me so happy.
+ Food porn. Not food in sex, but Aziraphale eating and enjoying his food while Crowley gets off how much he enjoys eating. Maybe Crowley being shocked at first because Aziraphale is a HOLY CREATURE, should he be making such orgasmic noises while he eats? Surely, that's indecent??? But eventually he just goes with it or seeks out better and nicer food to give his angel while he watches him eat. I DNW stuffing as a kink for this, I am just into Aziraphale having such hedonistic enjoyment in food while Crowley gets drunk and watches and feeds him food.
+ Them getting drunk together, any point in history. Maybe it's the first time they get drunk and they didn't realize or expect how much it would affect them? Maybe them getting drunk together leading to feelings, confessions, awkward kisses, etc, ymmv on whether or not that leads to UST or RST or not, or just them being fun happy, fun drunks together.
+ In 1x06, when Crowley is all soft and says they're on their own side to Aziraphale and then offers to take him back to his place. I want to see Crowley take Aziraphale home, basically. I want Aziraphale to complain about his place and say hi to his plants. Is it the first time he's been there, or the first time he's been there without any pretense? Maybe Aziraphale kisses him on the doorstep, or maybe in his apartment, makes some kind of first move. I would love it both of them felt like the status quo has been shaken enough so much that they feel like they can openly pursue each other. I would love if it that was the first time Aziraphale has kissed him. Maybe they even sleep together--in the actual sense of the word, sleeping all cuddled up and wrapped around each other for the first time ever, but also if have sex for the first time then. I am just...very sappy and schmoopy about them.
+ Bodyswap! GOD ENOUGH WITH THE BODYSWAP. I know there is discussion on whether or not they changed bodies or just made themselves look like each other but I would love for it to be a bodyswap. Bodyswap porn with them exploring each other's bodies while wearing them would be delightful. Them roleplaying as each other would be glorious, especially to see their version of the other.
+ Post series! What happens after the show? Do they move in together? Do they move into a cottage in South Downs or stay in London? Do they drop in every now and then on Adam to check in on him? Does Crowley open up an annoying hipster coffeeshop next to Aziraphale's bookshop?
+ I am sort of obsessed with the idea of Aziraphale having more sexual experience than Crowley (maybe due to the discreet gentleman's club he frequented, or him just enjoying himself with other humans throughout the ages) but thinking Crowley must have been doing all sorts of dirtybad sinning, while Crowley hasn't actually done very much in terms of sex, but thinks Aziraphale must be a virgin and he's a bad bad demon deflowering him and both of them...and them realizing how wrong they are with each other when they first have sex.
+ When it comes to top/bottom preferences, I like it when they switch but I do have a fondness for Aziraphale being surprisingly toppy and Crowley being way into it.
+ Snake sex! Whether in the Garden or in the current present day--be as weird or as xeno as you like with this, from Crowley just using his snake tongue for sexy reasons, or straight up snake!Crowley wrapping himself around Aziraphale and getting them both off that way. Hemipenes is totally okay.
+ Going off that, I would truly love any kind weird angel/demon sex. Maybe fucking in their true forms, maybe Crowley swallowing Aziraphale's come does funny, weird things to him and visa versa, stuff perving on their wings, etc, I mainly would love to see how different sex can be for them compared to humans. Go wild.
+ Wing kink! Wing grooming! All the wing porn! I love old school wing fic with touching someone's wings is like touching an erogenous zone and turns the person on. I also just love the idea of wing grooming and taking care of each other's wings so they look nice and I love that demons have better groomed wings canonically--maybe Aziraphale gets too fixated on his books he forgets to make his wings look nice, and Crowley wants to fix that, or maybe post canon, no other angels are willing to groom Aziraphale and Crowley starts grooming them. Anything with the wings makes me so happy.
+ Soulbond! Or soulmate au! Or both! In either case, I love the thought of both of them developing a soul bond, maybe due to the bodyswap at the end, and being able to feel and sense each other. I love the thought of them being actual soulmates but not knowing it or in denial about it for 6000 years--maybe angels and demons aren't supposed to be soulmates to each other or aren't supposed to have one, that's a human thing, but they do and it's each other.
+ Maybe instead of trading the antichrist off, they run away together and raise him, like instead of becoming the kid's godfathers, Crowley refuses to part with the kid and he and Aziraphale raise him in secret. In general, I love the thought of Crowley and Aziraphale raising a child together tbh, whether as a couple, or while acting like they're still mortal enemies at odds, I find the thought delightful and happy making.
+ Anything set during the time when Crowley was a nanny and Aziraphale was a gardner. I would really love any kind of anything for this, them fooling around together, them constantly trying to undermine each other while imparting some wisdom on Adam, them sneaking around and everyone thinking (OR KNOWING) that they're a couple of some kind. Opov would be great for this too.
+ I am kinda fascinated by a role reversal AU, where Aziraphale falls and Crowley remains an angel. I'd love to see what kind of demon and angel they make respectively, how do they fit into heaven and hell, while both of them still disagreeing with their head offices and working together. Would demon Aziraphale be good at his job or be angry that no one is still leaving him alone in his book shop? What kind of unconventional angel would Crowley make? Would they get together and/or act on their feelings sooner? I would prefer nothing too dark or upsetting for this. Angst is fine, I love angst, but I want an eventual happy ending for these two, no matter their universe.
Swamp Thing
Requested Ship: Abby Arcane/Alec Holland | Swamp Thing
So I know the show has barely aired and we are only two eps in and so much can change in the remaining episodes, but this show is already cancelled, and I just need to roll around in this ship for a bit before I lose it. I'd love anything exploring what Alec has become, how Abby reacts to it and gets used to it or even grows to like it/prefer it, the instant connection they made and how that carries over. I'd love to see a romance between them grow, and exploring/making use of Alec's new powers and form. I absolutely would love swamp thing porn. If you wanna work in some elements from the comics, feel free-I've never read them except of a couple of issues, but I think it'd be fun, especially Abby's powers.
+ I am so sad this is already cancelled since from the moment I saw the previews, I knew I was going to ship the fuck out of it. I am always team monster and team falling in love with a monster in every fandom I'm in, so that's where I am at with them. I have currently seen two eps and will see the third one as soon as I can but don't worry about spoilers. I plan to be fully caught up by reveals. Don't worry about being jossed either, I am okay with canon divergence AUs or writing something that ends up being jossed next episode, that is not gonna both me. I'm flexible for ongoing canons xD
+ I am fascinated by what Alec has become and I would love to read more about Abby being fascinated by the changes in him and trying to understand what has happened to him, maybe her being a scientist about it and running experiments. Give me them slowly falling in love, with Abby coming to get to know Alec better and get used to him being a swamp monster like this. Maybe even Abby prefers this form for him, since she didn't get a chance to really know him as a human that well. I don't want to ~fix what Alec is now, even though he may want to, but I would enjoy reading a story about Abby trying to cure him or change him back and them ultimately realizing they need to adjust to this new normal.
+ Alec pov fic as he resurrects, getting used to himself and seeking out Abby as his last human contact. Maybe an AU where he has amnesia and he only remembers Abby and nothing about himself, and she has to try to teach him who he is or jump start his memories.
+ I know Abby has some kind of magical powers in the comics and I would love to see that explored in fic too for this. Maybe she develops a psychic connection to Alec as a Swamp monster and is able to sense him, or she starts dreaming about him before she finds him. Psychic powers, dream sharing, soul bonds, all that stuff is my jam.
+ Death & the maiden. That's it, that's the prompt, go with it (okay so death and the maiden as a concept/trope/thematic element is one of my favorite things and love ships that tend to mirror it in some way).
+ Monster fucking. Swamp sex. Creative and sexy usage of vines, vine bondage, weird monster tongue fucking, potentially leafy dick, go wild. Feel free to handwave any complications (for example, I don't want to think about Abby potentially catching an infection or cutting herself on his vines).
Teen Wolf (TV)
Requested Ship: Allison Argent/Scott McCall/Stiles Stilinski (TW TV)
I ship every permutation of this threesome. I'd love anything exploring the darkness around their hearts in the aftermath of S3A, AUs where Allison doesn't die and survives 3B, season 1 AUs where she dates Scott but Scott and Stiles are also in love and she ends up dating both, any kind of hurt/comfort scenario, werewolf Allison AUs, werewolf Stiles AUs.
I recently rewatched the early seasons and wow, I miss these three so much? I am so deeply fond of all of these kids.
+ Allison lives! Really, any way you can make this work. Maybe she just doesn't die! Maybe she survived being stabbed! Maybe Chris dies instead and Allison has to move in with Scott or Stiles for a while! Maybe Scott bites her and turns her into a werewolf and she's angry about it and there's angst! Maybe Allison almost dies and there's trauma but hurt/comfort too. Maybe she needs to recover for a long time in the hospital, maybe she's injured and has a hard time moving around for a while, and Scott and Stiles help her out. JUST LET HER LIVE I LOVE HER SO MUCH.
+ I'd love an Orpheus/Eurydice thing where Scott and Stiles (Lydia and the others can come too!) join up to bring Allison back from the dead. I would love for them to go to the underworld and bring her back, or perhaps do some spooky dark magic to get her back.
+ I love first time fic of any kind. I'd love to see the three of them slowly fall together in a relationship, maybe with them not knowing that's what's happening until it does. I ship all permutations of them, so I am cool with this happening in whatever way. Established Scott/Allison pulling Stiles into their relationship, Stiles/Allison developing a connection after Scott & Allison break up, Scott/Stiles realizing they're in love after Scott breaks up with Allison in S2 but Allison falling back into their lives
+ I really loved 3A and the whole darkness around their hearts that capped off the season, I always wish that ended up being more impactful and darker than it turned out to be. I'd love to see that hit them harder, maybe all of them have nightmares, or are now soulbonded together in some way, maybe they keep invading each others' dreams, or even just all of them feeling a certain dark ~pull that alienates them from other people while shoving them closer together.
+ Sex magic. Sex pollen. Fuck or die. The teen wolf verse is filled with such wild shit, I would love if like, Scott runs into a weird strand of wolfsbane that makes him unbearably horny, or if them doing some kind of ritual that goes wrong and they all have to fuck or die, or they're trapped in a room and can't leave until they have sex, SOMETHING like that. I love reading angst for scenarios like these, with the characters stressing out they're hurting the ones they love or trying to remove themselves instead, but I prefer a happy, hopeful or open ended ending with this.
+ I love Stiles and/or Allison kinking hard on Scott's lycanthropy in some way--being turned on by his abilities to smell them on each other, or Stiles enjoying being manhandled, or Allison touching his wolfed out face.
+ I love werewolf AUs where one of them is also a werewolf, like if Stiles was bitten as well, or Scott had to turn Stiles into a werewolf along the way, or maybe Allison became a werewolf and Stiles has to deal with two teenage werewolf lovebirds who won't stop making out. I really love the thought of the three of them as their own little werewolf pack as well, and slightly darker takes when they're wild. feral wolf kids. I rather not undo Scott turning into a werewolf, since I find him more interesting as one, but if you have an idea for human Scott and his werewolf lovers, feel free!
+ Allison & Stiles teaming up to protect/save Scott from something I really love the non powered ones having to work together to save their superpowered boyfriend. In general, I really like how both Stiles and Allison have a more ruthless streak than Scott does, and I would love for them to do some ruthless shit together to save Scott.
+ Future fic (with Allison living of course). I would love it if they went their separate ways post high school but end up back in each others lives as adults anyway. Allison reconnecting with Stiles, or all of them coming together to fight another supernatural monster and falling back in love with each other again. I love reconnecting and reunions, especially once everyone has gotten a chance to grow up a bit.
The Umbrella Academy (TV)
Requested Ships: Ben Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves/Luther Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy/Vanya Hargreeves
Ben/Klaus: I am fascinated by Ben haunting Klaus since he was a teenager, both of them forced to be together through no fault of their own, and Ben having to watch Klaus self destruct. I love to see snapshots from their lives as Ben haunts Klaus, the first time it happens and all the uncomfortable, ugly intimate moments he must have borne witness to. I love hurt/comfort, but also Ben angry at Klaus for not listening to his advice. I would love something set in the present day as well, with Ben and Klaus both exploring Klaus new powers together and Ben learning to touch Klaus, and then touching him inappropriately.
I would love pre series fic with them growing up together would be great. I'd love for them to develop a brothers with benefits type of relationship, due to how isolated they were. First time experimenting, fooling around and hurt/comfort after missions would be great. I am totally down for ghost sex and tentacles.
Allison/Luther: Backstory! Please give me all the fic with them mutually pining for each other, trying to find time and space to kiss and fool around and maybe more, trying to hide their relationship from others. OPOV would also be potentially hilarious and amazing--I'd love to see their other siblings just try to cope and deal with their weirdness. I'd also love fic set during or after canon, when they finally manage to get together in some capacity. I want them to try to be happy, no matter how weird and uncomfortable their relationship is.
Five/Vanya: I have been obsessed with Aidan's comment that Five and Vanya had mutual crushes on one another before he left. I want fic set when they're kids, all socially isolated and cut off and them clinging to each other, and maybe being each other's strongest connection in the mansion. AUs when Five doesn't go to the future and how that impacts Vanya's growth and his own. Maybe Vanya learns about her powers sooner and Five helps her manage them. I'd also love something when Five returns in his weird mismatched body, fondly remembering a crush on Vanya but not sure what to do with it now that everything is totally different and she's an adult and he still looks 13.
Ben/Klaus
+ Ben haunting Klaus. The first time it happened, right after Ben died, or Ben just never really able to leave Klaus alone. I love how uncomfortable it must be, to never really have privacy, to have your brother always hanging around and neither of them can actually help it.
+ I’d love something terrible with maybe Klaus ending up in a dangerous situation due to his recklessness and Ben can’t do anything about it but watch. Or Ben having to watch every time Klaus overdoses. Maybe Klaus purposefully doing dangerous, reckless things to piss Ben off because he’s tired of his judgy looks.
+ Klaus doing sexual things and getting into sexual situations deliberately so Ben can watch.
+ Why does Ben hang around for so long? Does he have unfinished business? Why can’t he resolve it? Does it have something to do with his powers? Or is Klaus keeping him tethered to this plane of existence? Maybe Klaus won’t let him go. Maybe he’s doing it subconsciously.
+ Ben goes away sometimes. Where does he go? Is he invisible? Or legit gone? Does it distress Klaus?
+ I love hurt/comfort, but also Ben angry at Klaus for not listening to his advice. Give me Ben trying to take care of Klaus and Klaus refusing to let him. Or other times Klaus has tried to detox.
+ I would love something set in the present day as well, with Ben and Klaus both exploring Klaus’s new powers together. Patty cake ghost games was fun! Maybe more touching games, or Klaus using his powers to let Ben touch him in far more inappropriate ways. Or Klaus expanding his powers--could he let Ben possess him?
+ Anything set prior to Ben’s death! It’s up to you if you want to make the incestous relationship aspect set before or after his death...I feel like being tethered to your brother is a good breeding ground for incest but I would also love them as teenagers fooling around together. I love first times. Maybe Klaus wants to sexually experiment and all he has available are his brothers and sisters. Maybe he feels closest to Ben? Or Klaus offering Ben some kind of sexual comfort after a mission goes bad, trying to help him jerk off, or trying to make him feel better. I would love them developing a brothers with benefits type of situation and slowly falling for each other.
+ Anything working in Ben’s powers and tentacles. Maybe combined with Klaus’ pain kink. I would be really into Ben choking him with his tentacles, or fucking him with them. Or maybe it's weird for Ben because it's not technically his tentacles but they do it anyway. I want all of this consensual but maybe not necessarily safe or sane. It’s Klaus, you know.
Allison/Luther
+ Backstory! I am obsessed with their weird, traumatizing childhood, the terrible coping mechanisms they must have developed, and their mutual crush on each other. I would love to know more about their lives as teenagers, them sneaking around and trying to catch stolen moments together. I am curious if they just accepted it was natural to be attracted to each other, fought it, went into denial, etc. I am curious how they handled and navigated the incest aspect of their relationship--did they ignore it, didn't think it applied to them, struggle with it, felt entitled to be together despite that? The only thing I don't want is dismissing it entirely as, "eh, we're not even really related so it doesn't count as incest" type of rationalization. Or at least, that rationalization presented as facts instead of unreliable narrator.
+ I like the thought of Luther being a virgin until he sleeps with someone in canon, but if you want to write these two losing their virginity to each other as kids, I would love that. If you want to write them just fooling around or never getting past the flirting/kissing stage, that's good too!
+ Allison and Luther keep sneaking into each other's rooms and beds at night. What happens, and does anyone else notice or overhear them?
+ Hurt/comfort after a mission. Luther gets hurt and Allison stays at his side, or Allison rumors someone to help or protect Luther, or Luther gets very protective of Allison and tends to her injuries or refuses to leave her alone while she recovers. Anything with Luther being soft and gentle and tender over Allison. I love how he just melts around her.
+ Post series fic, with them finally getting together in some capacity. It doesn't have to be permanently together, but I would love for their UST to finally get resolved in some form, or for them to get a small measure of happiness for once.
+ OPOV fic. I just love their whole family and I would love to see everyone's reactions to them sneaking around, making out as kids and having a blatant thing for each other. I love how in the present day, it's just accepted as this thing between them (Vanya recognizing it's always been Luther for Allison, Klaus knowing Allison has a claim on Luther before anyone else). I love the thought of them being weirded out by them initially when they were growing up but having accepted it as adults. Maybe everyone else has weird incestous feelings as well, maybe they just don't care anymore. I would love one or more of them walking in on Allison/Luther making out (or more!), like that Vanya flashback. Does the media ever pick up on their relationship and/or suspect anything, given they're such public figures?
+ I know Luther was on the moon for several years, but perhaps prior to that, he and Allison would meet up every now and then. I would love to see them as adults, trying to get over their crush on one another now that Allison is married, and still having messy, complicated feelings for one another.
Five/Vanya
+ I have been obsessed with Aidan's comment that Five and Vanya had mutual crushes on one another before he left. I need to know EVERYTHING about it, I would love anything exploring that and their childhood together. I want fic set when they're kids, all socially isolated and cut off and them clinging to each other, and maybe becoming each other's strongest connection in the mansion. Is Vanya the only person who connects with Five? Does he treat her differently than the others? When do they start to grow feelings for one another? I'd love for little snapshots of them spending time together, comforting each other, having silent communication, crawling into each others’ beds at night, etc.
+ AUs when Five doesn't go to the future and how that impacts Vanya's growth and his own. Maybe Vanya learns about her powers sooner and Five helps her manage them. I'd be fascinated by an AU when they grow into older teenagers and have a chance to at least act on their feelings for each other.
+ I would love if Vanya somehow managed to go with Five to the future and they get stuck together. Them surviving in the apocalypse, terrified but together. I am a sucker for people growing closer together through surviving trauma together and having no one else but each other.
+ I'd also love something when Five returns in his weird mismatched body, fondly remembering having a crush on Vanya but not sure what to do with it now that everything is different and she's an adult and he still looks 13. I love that he went to her first for help with the apocalypse and think his affection for her was the main motivating Id love for some unspoken, uncomfortable tension between them
+ Post series, Five helps Vanya get control of her powers. I don't necessarily want a sharp focus on how they save the world (though that is welcome if you wanna go there, but I read a lot of post season one fic and they all handwave that away, and I am good with that), but I love what an emotional angry wreck Vanya is by the end of the season, lashing out constantly with her powers now that she knows she's the strongest, and I would love for Five to try to help her out, now that he knows she causes the end of the world, or be there for her in some way. Maybe it all goes horribly wrong anyway, because he's as messed up as she is and traumatized and doesn't know how to talk anyone down.
The Vampire Diaries (TV)
Requested Ships: Jeremy Gilbert/Katherine Pierce, Elena Gilbert/Katherine Pierce, Elena Gilbert/Jeremy Gilbert
Katherine/Elena: My forever OTP. I love so many possible scenarios for them--something nasty and vicious set during Elena’s no humanity period? AU where they’re the last ones standing in Mystic Falls and stuck together? Human Elena taking off with Katherine because she’s the only one who understands her? I’d love angry or hatesex, but also slow burn developing complicated feelings for one another.
I quit watching in mid s5, so fic set in the later seasons may confuse me, but I'm pretty intrigued by queen of hell!Katherine. I do prefer Elena remain a vampire if this is something set after she's turned.
Katherine/Jeremy: Creepy incest transference issues. Katherine calling him on it, or delighting in it, or using it against him. Katherine seducing Jeremy. Katherine finding him in the s1 finale after drinking vampire blood, and kidnapping him. Katherine feeding on Jeremy in the tomb. Katherine seducing Jeremy. Katherine using Jeremy as an undying boy toy to keep feeding on over and over (Dubcon here is fine!). Jeremy developing a twisted sort of fetish for it. Roadtrips together (like in S3). Jeremy protecting human Katherine in s5.
Jeremy/Elena: There’s so much I want for them! Pre-series grief, drunk kisses they regret in the morning. Sneaking around together and feeling ashamed. S4 Jeremy having creepy dreams of murdering Elena but also sexy dreams (maybe doing both at the same time). Hypnotized Jeremy revealing he has a crush on Elena. Elena turning her brother into a vampire (any point in time). No humanity Gilberts. Running away together in s3, or s4.
Katherine/Elena
+ AU where they're the last ones standing at Mystic Falls and everyone else is dead. I always wanted the two dopplegangers to be the only ones who survive everything and what a toll that takes on Elena, to have her enemy be the only one left beside her.
+ Meeting 50 or 100 or so years down the line as vampires.
+ Anything with no-humanity Elena and Katherine, either fighting each other, fucking each other or terrorizing others together (or all three). I'd love a roadtrip when they run off together to cause havoc.
+ Elena accepting Katherine's proposition in 2x09. Hell, Katherine turning Elena at any point throughout the series would be awesome.
+ Skeevy motel sex. Skeevy motel mirror sex. And i mean, skeeviness is 100% optional, but these two together has high potential for skeeve and dubcon so I am just saying I'm open to that.
+ Human Katherine/Vampire Elena! Any way you wanna take this but I am fascinated by it. I'd love it if it as post s5. I loved that whole period with Elena protecting Katherine.
+ She needs to be protected is a line that I have never forgotten. While I know Katheine only wanted to protect Elena so she can sacrifice her to Klaus, I would love Katherine protecting Elena reluctantly and catching feelings for her.
+ AU where Katherine comes to Mystic Falls before the Salvatores do and sets her sights on Elena. She only wants to sacrifice her initially to keep herself safe, but decides she rather keep her around instead.
Jeremy/Elena
+ I’d love to see pre series stuff set while they’re grieving their parents; maybe drunk, stoned kisses they regret in the morning, or maybe something more. I love shame and sneaking around and trying to pretend nothing happened. Their early series dynamic is fascinating to me, with Elena barging into his space and their creepy lack of boundaries.
+ Honestly, I would absolutely love any kind of “getting stoned together” fic.
+ S4 AUs where Elena turns Jeremy into a vampire. Or really, I would adore turning into a vampire fic set at any point in canon, but season 4 seems like a natural fit. The circumstances are up to you--maybe from that time she accidentally stabbed him? Maybe she feeds him blood to heal him and then he dies for other reasons? Maybe no humanity Elena happens for other reasons besides his death and she turns Jeremy into a vampire against his will.
+ I love it when these two allow each other to drink the other’s blood--Jeremy giving Elena his blood when she’s hungry, Elena giving him her blood. I would love all the uncomfortably intimate bloodsharing.
+ Something exploring her desperation for him after his death. I really loved when she went to lay on his grave at the tail end of season four. I’m also fascinated by no humanity Elena pretending she doesn’t care that Jeremy is dead (but she totally does).
+ S4 Jeremy with the hunter’s mark, having creepy dreams of murdering Elena but also sexy dreams (maybe doing both at the same time).
+ Hypnotized Jeremy revealing he has a crush on Elena.
+ Vampire Gilberts with no humanity--either one of them has no humanity, with the other sibling trying to reign the other in, or both of them just tearing up shit together.
+ Running away together in s3, or s4. I love roadtrips and I will prompt them for every ship, tbh. Could be running away and going into hiding from Klaus or another bad guy, or simply taking time off together. These two deserve a vacation.
Katherine/Jeremy
+ Creepy incest transference issues! I’d love to see Katherine try to seduce Jeremy (either for some kind of gain, a con, a trick, or just because she’s bored) and be a little surprised when it works, maybe taunt him about wanting to kiss and touch and fuck someone who looks exactly like his sister? Any time period or era of the show, though I’m partial to season two when she got all handsy with his tie.
+ I’d also love to see more of them working together, like they did in S3 or S5. Kidnapping Jeremy and forcing him to help her! Roadtrips together and strangely getting along, despite everything she’s done to him. I’d especially love the thought of human Katherine trying Jeremy how to survive, or trying to attach herself to Jeremy so he can protect her. I love manipulation and not knowing whether or not Jeremy can or should trust her. I’d love to explore all the trauma and weirdness from Katherine murdering Jeremy, then needing him to protect her later on.
+ Jeremy protecting human Katherine in s5. I love that moment where he puts a blanket over her, despite every awful thing she's done to him and his family, and I'd love more of it. Him feeling soft about her because she looks like his sister and she’s human now, and Katherine taking advantage of that (and maybe feeling oddly soft about him too?).
+ I loved that time Jeremy was trapped in the tomb with her. I’d love to see more of that, a snapshot of his time stuck with her, or maybe he was stuck with her for a longer period of time than in canon, like several days. I want mind games and manipulation and Katherine feeding on him until he dies then waiting for him to come back to life again. I’d especially love for Katherine to take advantage of the fact that he is an undying boy. I’d be happy with dubcon or noncon here, and/or Jeremy developing a twisted fetish for getting fed on. I mean. He probably already has that fetish, tbh.
+ Katherine finding him in the s1 finale after drinking vampire blood, and kidnapping him. I love the thought of her stealing Elena’s little brother from her as some kind of revenge in general as well. And I always love murder spree roadtrips.
Vampyr
Requested Ships: Elisabeth Ashbury/Mary Reid, Geoffrey McCullum/Edgar Swansea, Jonathan Reid/Mary Reid, Jonathan Reid/Edgar Swansea, Sean Hampton/Jonathan Reid
Elisabeth Ashbury/Mary Reid:
+ In part of my desire to SAVE MARY REID, I have fallen hard for this ship. I am fairly easy to please here, just let them meet and not kill Mary off and I’ll be happy.
+ Jonathan doesn't kill Mary and takes her to Elisabeth for help. I'd love to have Elisabeth vampire mentor Mary, even if, or especially if, Mary is stubborn about it.
+ Elisabeth runs into Mary on her own. Maybe she's there already when Mary claws her way out of her grave, or maybe she runs into her while killing people, and she offers to help. I'd love for Elisabeth to draw on her own experiences with vampire bloodlust while she had the blood of hate in her to help Mary out with her rage.
+ I love the idea of Mary, while looking for her missing brother, running into Elisabeth at the Pembroke. Elisabeth helps her look for Jonathan, and maybe even prevents Mary from being killed by newborn vampire Jonathan. Or perhaps they just have a nice moment together, with Elisabeth comforting Mary over her losses. I am a giant sucker for human/vampire romances, I would love the fuck out of this.
Geoffrey McCullum/Edgar Swansea:
+ I'm really fascinated by these two. I'd love to see anything incorporating how long they've worked together, how they met, the way they don't entirely get along but there's some grudging respect there. Just give me their history, however messy and complicated.
+ I'm always here for friends with benefits, or even reluctant allies with benefits. I'd love it if prior to Jonathan turning up in London, Geoffrey/Edgar had an on and off relationship. I'd love a stolen moment or an instance of hurt/comfort. I'd love it if Edgar had to patch up Geoffrey at some point.
+ Anything set after the game, especially if both of them are now Jonathan’s progeny. I'd love to see the awkwardness and tensions that arise from that. I'd love for Geoffrey to pay Edgar a visit with intent to kill but change his mind after a talk. I'd love for them to be angry and at each other’s throats, or try to get along regardless now they've both been reborn. Really I'd just love for them to meet again and react to the changes in each other.
+ I'd love to see them fall into a relationship together in the wake of Jonathan's absence or leaving London, especially if they both feel abandoned by their maker.
Jonathan Reid/Mary Reid
+ I really love these two and I love Mary especially, I just want her to live, happiness optional. I don't want Jonathan/Mary precanon fic though, just as something that happens after they're both vampires, like an extension of the tragedy that befalls them, or some an external reflection of the horror they’ve both been through.
+ I'd love for Mary and Jonathan to continue to live in their home together, after both of them have been turned--maybe Mary calms down and is angry at Jonathan but no longer wants to kill him, or has a longer term vengeance plan for him. I love the delightfully dark idea of two vampires living in the house they both grew up in, one of them pretending to be alive and the other one not even bothering, with their poor mother and butler having to deal with their undead children squabbling.
+ I’d love for Mary to fuck with Jonathan by coming on to him or flirting, maybe to mention they’re in a strange husband & wife situation, as monsters, and Jonathan quietly freaking out about it. Mary could be legitimately into him, or just messing with him to make him freak out but it goes too far.
+ Jonathan doesn't kill Mary; he tries to help her instead, even if she fights him kicking and screaming all the way, or still trying to kill him. I’d love for him to try to rehabilitate her, help her not hear his voice in her head, maybe bring her to Elisabeth for help.
+ Jonathan doesn’t kill Mary and she takes off. Maybe she continues to stalk him, or she leaves the city to work out her own issues. I’d also love anything set after the game, maybe Jonathan running into his sister many years or decades down the line, still angry, or having calmed down.
+ AU where Jonathan does drain Mary, but he doesn't abandon her at the docks. Maybe he goes back for her body and tries to bury her, only for her to revive right then, confused and hungry. I’d love for them to learn to be vampires together. I am a sucker for tropes like feeding together or bloodsharing.
+ Anything set after Mary’s rebirth--learning her powers and tracking down Jonathan, her rage and hatred and self-hatred and her pain over what he did to her, and hearing his voice in her head constantly.
+ Jonathan and Mary being unwillingly bonded to each other due to Jonathan being her maker. She can always feel him and she can’t shake him off.
+ I love the aesthetics of them being such an old money family in West End and that glamour and beauty and respectability of their family hiding their decay and monstrosity within them both. This is less of a prompt and more of a theme I like, but I really love it a lot.
Jonathan Reid/Edgar Swansea
+ I am really in love with these two and their dynamic--I love the complicated intersection of colleagues who work together, friends, possible crush, and maker/progeny. I'd love to see Jonathan and Edgar after the game, post Edgar turning. How do they recover from the loss of trust? I ideally want them to be friends again but I love messy and complicated and feel free to keep it that way. In general, I always hate to kill Edgar in the game, so I prefer fic exploring the aftermath of Jonathan turning him.
+ I love the “don’t ask, don't tell” thing going on when Jonathan asks Edgar if he's been feeding on people and Edgar thinks that's a rude question! I love to see more of that tension between them and Jonathan worrying about Edgar now that he's a vampire, and worried about what he'll do as well.
+ I LOVE how excited Edgar was to be a vampire and how Jonathan was trying to punish him and make him feel guilty but it's everything Edgar ever wanted, so it backfired. I would love fic exploring that longing of his, especially if it's all tied up with his longing for Jonathan.
+ Alternatively, Edgar and Jonathan bloodsharing, and/or feeding or someone together. Or hunting someone together. Or even feeding on rats, or some other animal together.
+ I would also love something set in the future with him and Jonathan still being friends, whether Jonathan is fairly moral and disapproves of Edgar's methods and unethical science experiments, or has gone fully off the edge like in the bad ending shows, or somewhere in between--I think the juxtaposition would be really interesting, with how they both adapt to immortality. I'd love to see them both in modern times, living in modern day London, with Edgar loving all the new science and medical research.
+ Edgar having a giant doctor nerd crush on Jonathan since before the game even started is such a delight to me. I'd love more of that, him trying to hide it, wondering if Jonathan can sense it, fanboying him, or just being constantly in a state of “oh no, he’s hot” around him.
+ I would also love it if Edgar ended up in a situation where Jonathan needs him or needs his blood to stay alive, or Jonathan comes down with some kind of vampire illness and Edgar has to take care of him. I'd love to see them negotiate that and Edgar being nervous about the risks to him but also turned on and/or thrilled about feeding Jonathan. I'd love for Jonathan in particular to be at Edgar’s mercy.
Sean Hampton/Jonathan Reid
+ I love Sean! I find the juxtaposition between RELIGIOUS CANNIBAL VAMPIRE and pillar of the community who genuinely wants to help others incredibly fascinating. Give me more Skal Sean! Give me him helping others and then having to find dead people to eat. Give me more of him justifying and rationalizing his existence using scripture. Give me him interacting with other skals and seeking out ways to manage his new unlife.
+ I felt some kind of way when Jonathan forced Sean to kneel and drink his blood for his own good. That was hot and I want MORE, like both of them coming away feeling closer to each other because of that, or Jonathan's blood acting also as some kind of aphrodisiac, or Sean being able to hear Jonathan in his head like Jonathan can hear his own maker. Maybe accidentally soulbonding or vampire blood magic tying them together because of that, maybe a side effect of Jonathan’s vampire blood being so old since he was made by a blood god. Vampire shenanigans is always fun.
+ Alternatively, I would also really love to see more of Sean's perspective on that scene, as he really didn't want to drink Jonathans blood and feels he was forced into it, but got really into the blood drinking itself. Juxtaposing Sean’s new vampire nature, crush on Jonathan and his religious guilt/trauma is very interesting.
+ I also wish we got to have more meaningful interactions between Jonathan and Sean after that, and would love to see fic of them being friends. I'd love to see them interact more further down the line, with Jonathan helping Sean more and more with his cravings. Sean claims he doesn't feel any more cravings but maybe he was lying and Jonathan finds out. Maybe Sean needs to periodically feed from Jonathan to keep from turning into a feral skal. I'd love for them to grow closer.
+ I'd love to read future fic of what happens with Sean after the game, either immediately--him coping with Jonathan being gone, adjusting to being a vampire, or Jonathan trying to enter his life again--or something even further down the line. I would love Sean/Jonathan in the 40s, 50s, 70s, modern day and so on, and seeing how different they are or how much they've stayed the same.
Thank you for reading! Happy writing!